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Emby

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  1. minecraft fishing. No minigame, just push button get fish. no clue why it's so satisfying but I will literally just build a little shack to sleep in and a dock to fish from with a couple chests for fish and loot and that's basically it.
  2. Emby

    can crabs swim?

    HE'S WAVING HIS LITTLE AAAAAAARRRRMS
  3. I mean I know they can walk around on the bottom but like can they go up and down too
  4. you probably didn't remember saying racist stuff because you weren't actively thinking about saying racist stuff. doesn't mean racist stuff didn't come out
  5. It's not that you make too much or not enough, it's that you keep saying racist stuff
  6. the difference between the two of you is that I wouldn't invite you over to hang out
  7. I can't believe this dude thinks this kind of casual racism is acceptable anywhere outside of his own house
  8. sorry to say but if the comedy industry has to die in order to end racism then the comedy industry has to die
  9. if you ingroup and immediate family are the only people who agree with you, and then not even all of them, then yes you most definitely are being ostracized by the rest of society
  10. this is probably going to blow people's mind, but I act like an sjw and a raging angry feminist off the internet too
  11. lol I don't have much room to talk I guess. I used to hang out with the kid who said the N word in high school and I thought it was normal and it was fine because I wasn't the one saying the N word and being racist. But then rodney king happened and FOR SOME REASON I GOT THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME! What the hell man, I never said the N word! dont worry, it took me a few years to figure it out too
  12. oh yeah these dudes have some beliefs
  13. "You can't be racist at work because that's the only place it's illegal"
  14. You know it's different when someone who doesn't have a history of killing your people makes a joke about your people, right?
  15. Wait are they saying that it's okay to be racist, just not racist in public?
  16. pretty sure. I don't even know who that is
  17. that's not what I said
  18. Don't be silly. Your soul is worth at least three audis. The good ones, too, not like an A3 or some shit. those guys were really looking out for you
  19. they saved your soul
  20. I mean that's basically just the entire era of DOS games
  21. Emby

    Hell Jobs

    yeah, flying wasn't a normal job with normal hours, you were given 12 hours of rest and then you could be alerted at any time within the next 48 hours to go on a mission. It was all about having a crew ready to fly a plane as soon as it landed and maintenance was complete. Of course, you'd get alerted by phone call so hating the phone was already a conditioned response by the time I started working at the call center
  22. Emby

    Hell Jobs

    If I didn't before, I sure af do now. When my phone rings my blood pressure shoots through the roof
  23. Emby

    Hell Jobs

    I enlisted in the USAF right before 9/11 kicked off The Indefinite War. I was a C-5 loadmaster so my job was to load the airplane and do the weight and balance calculations by hand. Basically it's like doing math problems while being shot at. My longest continuous shift was 5 legs(Kuwait, Baghdad, Kuwait, Baghdad, then spain) and 34 hours long. I've had to work in 120°F heat while wearing a full set of chem gear, load and tie down cargo while breathing smoke, and ferry (as in fly in) a damaged airplane from baghdad to germany. Worse, I contracted Lyme disease my first year in the air force and suffered with it because my doctor was like, "there's a war on, airman, everybody's joints hurt, now quit malingering and get your ass out there and do your job" so that didn't get diagnosed until 2010 and I'm still feeling the residual fallout even today. Oh right, also my boss was convicted of war crimes for starting the war I fought in. Anyway, the worst job I've ever had was working in a call center
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