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2815 - scientists find a way to make anime characters exist in real life?

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Have you tried out Primeval. It's about Time Travel and Anomalies to the past and the future, so it involves Dinosaurs and Future predators. It's actually pretty good, and it's all set in the UK

Oh yeah, I also like Jessica Jones. It's some good superhero Noire, and anything with David Tenant in it is going to be amazing.

Well for me these two are obvious recommendations: The SHADOW (both the 1940 serials and the 1994 remake with Alec Baldwin) The Shadow is the punisher with a purpose, the oldest vigilante crimefighter of them all, and a source for plagiarism with John Kane's batman (I kid you not, look it up). The Shadow is Lamont Cranston, mild-mannered billionaire and playboy about town. During his trip to Europe, he visited the Shroud, a sacred place where he learnt the secret to cloud men's minds and appear completely invisible to them, leaving only his SHADOW visible. With these powers, the Shadow strikes terror into the hearts of the wicked criminals of the 1930's-1950's. If you are already a fan of the Shadow, you will know what to expect with this. If you've never heard of him before, well then prepare for the ultimate superhero. The Phantom (1990's) The Phantom is the ghost who walks, the man who can not die, the guardian of the jungles of Bengali. One of, if not the, oldest superheros in existence and a hero that magnificently bridges the line between cheesy and dark mature action. While he got his hay-days in the comic books, this particular film is a good starting off point for newcomers to the awesomeness of the Phantom. It's got good acting, great special effects, and the story is particularly competent at feeling both familiar and original at the same time. A solid recommendation

uh... I like Avatar: The Last Airbender. I think that counts

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Exactly, unless Net Neutrality is killed off, and the Internet becomes centralized and regulated like Radio and Legacy TV. Although Net Neutrality is such a massive Can of Worms it kind of needs its own topic

Invictus Out of the night that covers me, Black as pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever Gods may be, For my unconquerable soul, In the fell clutch of circumstance, I have not winced or cried. Under the bludgeonings of chance, My arms are broken, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears, looms but the horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the year, Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate, I am the champion of my soul.

I think everyone these days does tbh, Legacy TV is only for Retirement homes and that stuff. The Internet is a game and TV changer in every sense.

The Jean-Claude-Van-Damme ones always crack me up Also forgot to include: *(38)* Only a Ninja can stop a Ninja!

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Yeah, I've been working on them for 3 years now. Shave twice a day.

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Condemned: Criminal Origins, and Star Wars: Republic Commando

Dunno if this counts as a movie, but NARCOS in total gets a solid 9/10 from me for being (reasonably) historically accurate, telling historical facts in a compelling and entertaining manner, and for RIGHT WING VIGILANTE ANTI-COMMUNIST DEATH SQUAD called the PEPES!!

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*[THE DEFINITIVE RULES OF 80's ACTION MOVIES]* *(0)* It *MUST* be directed by Cannon Films and nobody the fuck else. *(1)* Politely wait your turn to die. *(2)* HOLY FUCK IT'S GODDAMN LASERS!! *(3)* Unless your name is Jessie "The Body" Ventura, to wield a Minigun, you must scream your everloving nuts off. *(4)* ... Wrong! *(5)* Behind every door, there is a Burt Fucking Reynolds! *(6)* Every Shuriken thrown hits its target with pinpoint accuracy. *(7)* NEVER bring a knife to a gun fight. *(8)* NEVER bring a weapon of any description to a fight with Charles Bronson, if you want to escape with at least half your testicles intact. *(9)* To be related to Charles Bronson is to mean Certain *DEATH!* *(10)* To be friends with Chuck Norris is to mean Certain *DEATH!* *(11)* To be a partner of Dirty Harry is to mean Certain *DEATH!* *(12)* Every object, no matter how inconspicuous or vague, up to and including a belt buckle, may in fact be, a fucking Ninja Star. *(13)* Save the best scene for last. *(14)* In the beginning, middle, and/or end of the film, there must be an 80's Montage set to a Synth track. *(15)* Chuck Norris's Kevlar Beard is also the source of his power. *(16)* If Jean Claude Van Dame's hand is starting to reach for his belt-line, his pants have already come off. *(17)* Always phrase your answer in the form of a question. *(18)* Every one liner MUST be followed by a Key-taur riff. *(19)* 3/4ths mark must have Main character in mortal danger to help conjure up a false sense of drama. *(20)* Every man in a brightly coloured shirt must end up dead. *(21)* NEVER, in a Steven Segal movie, under any circumstance, play Pool. *(22)* Touching Burt Reynolds's penis is like making eye contact with fucking Medusa. *(23)* It must have a Soundtrack more heavy metal than the bottom third of the Periodic Table. *(24)* To fashion the creation of the 80's action hero, you must do one thing: Murder every organic being he's ever had fucking contact with. *(25)* You can't fight the Ninja forever, but it's the 80's and well, you can goddamn try. *(26)* Never let the Japanese get the element of surprise. *(27)* It MUST include someone using the insult "Jive Ass Bastard" else everyone be infected with virginity. *(28)* All *Real* men apply fuckin Eyeliner! *(29)* The only thing deadlier than a Ninja, is a Ninja with a fucking hot tub. *(30)* 80's films don't need thought; they need Ninjas, Tities, and oh hey did I mention a fucking Flamethrower?! *(31)* All the main villain does by beating up the protagonist is fill up his ultra meter, because this IS Street Fighter bitch! *(32)* 80's Thug Logic: When you are surrounding an object that you think hides the hero: Fire every weapon, preferably a Sub Machine Gun, you have at it for at least an entire minute. *(33)* It's a movie, it's the 80's and by GOD, Computers are magic. *(34)* Naked Boobs. Heavin' Tities. Nuff said. *(35)* Mad Max will always be a 4 wheeled WESTERN, so Max is the man with no name. *(36)* At some point, somewhere in the world, at any given time, Jean Claude Van Dame is butt naked. *(37)* Everything that can explode, will explode because Fuck you it's the 80's. DEAL WITH IT. EDIT: *(38)* Only a Ninja can stop a Ninja! *Also must include:* - Badguy with a Moustache - Chase scene with no purpose except to turn every white-blooded American male from indifferent and in flaccid to attentive and capable of carving a detailed diamond sculpture with his dong - More Moustaches than a Leather bar in Happy hour/a George Michael pool party - Main character who is a "Hero" that runs around beating the living shit out of everyone he encounters - "Hero" having a Leather Jacket, Aviator Glasses, and a burnt match sticking out of his (or her) mouth - A "Vengeful Exposition Factory" that solely produces Lava, Sparks, and over the top Main Antagonist brutal death scenes which can include exploding the fuck up - Anima-goddamn-tronics - It CAN take place within the Great Mullet Massacre of 1900 and 91 if it has - Steven Segal or Chuck Norris and - Gina Gershon's magnificent melons - The fact that we are all a dream within the mullet bedecked mind of Chuck fucking Norris - Steve Buscemi - An inspiration to write vapid 80's grunge music - A clandestine Ninja Smack-ring - A triad of suspiciously multicultural shitheels - The words "Snake Plissken wielding an Uzi on a fucking Hang-Glider" in the film script - Leather Jacket, Sawn-off Shotgun, Omnipresent Automotive Carnage, a Mauser C96, and most importantly, mother fucking *MOTORCYCLES* to be measured on the Scale of 1 to Death Race!!

Star Wars: Republic Commando. Not only do you have to mod it for Widescreen Support, but the AI is a little on the silly side, and the weapons are way too underpowered, with some stupidly overpowered enemies and weapons that don't blend well with the default underpowered weapons. Also fuck those Trandoshian scavenger droids. Needs a remaster and a sequel.