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Selous Templar

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  1. Hillfuhrer gets run over by 3 Spartans in a Warthog. They dismount and set up shop inside the hill, firing away with their Battle Rifles and Warthog Turret. They now control the hill.
  2. Turns out that you have to stick with one chosen for a year, and you can only use the superpowers for 10 seconds at a time. My superpower would be the Ability to manipulate time. So I can go Forwards in time, Backwards in time, and Freeze time. (You could say it's like having the device from CLICK)
  3. Full Auto
  4. Is the Ying to my Yang and the Yang to my Ying
  5. Took me about 2 hours.
  6. When I find the composer of Yakedy Sax, I'm going to drag him to the darkest pits of tartarus and _______ him with a fork.
  7. IJustWokeUp&INeedMyCoffee/10
  8. Banned for being the Devil incarnate
  9. Kicking arse and taking names?
  10. Sure. Even though I've played all of them, it's nice to know that you've done them in order. Fuck Fear 3 though. That game sucked.
  11. HAW Are you... "Facing your FEAR"? rf2T_j-FlDE
  12. Playing some Late Night F.E.A.R.
  13. Fear: Perseus Mandate
  14. SHADOW WARRIOR!! "Yeah well done! We're gonna go back and torture the survivors, hahahahahahaha! Bob, get the electrodes for the genitals ready!"
  15. Don't Overgrow Gerry's Ice Eggs TIUAS
  16. If Communist you might be Starving
  17. Routinerecooperation
  18. Story
  19. Well, Step 1) Turn it off. Step 2) Unscrew the nails and remove the batteries. Step 3) Replace the spring. Step 4) ?? and Step 5) Profit. Anti-Communist advice:
  20. Hedberg was, and always will be, a comedy legend. Solid 9/10
  21. Nope, that's perfectly natural. Everyone learns that first. Am I weird for never knowing how to fold a proper paper airplane?
  22. Has a good sense of humor and chivalrous manners
  23. I used Chrome, until Google became a Goolag, so I now use Opera. If you could talk to anyone on earth for about 1&1/2 to 2 hours, who would you talk to and why?
  24. I drew this:
  25. 8/10 Sounds like something I would hear in a 1970's disco party. 0tdyU_gW6WE When I need to have a laugh and boogie at the same time.
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