Selous Templar

Potentially, you might have suicidal tendencies. Or you're just fearless. Am I weird for counseling all my friends on relationship advice, despite me not being in one myself?

Sì, questo è un caffè decente: mi fa male la lingua.

Drowning in bad memes

Who says I don't? And yes, I do scream my ever loving nuts off when firing it, because my name is not Jessie "The Body" Ventura

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Still waiting for Psychotic Ninja to get back to all my posts (heheh)

Me too please Selous Templer#4004

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Edward Norton. The Bourne Legacy

Jackson, eats tall roses and find fruity dark jawbreakers for the poison

(knew you were going to do that one eventually) Revolvers

Brad Pitt Seven

Tom, buy tall roses and find fruity dark jawbreakers for the poison

Ok, do you like THIS haircut?

Granted, but you every money you take out of your wallet has come from a bank somewhere, so you're technically stealing every time you open your wallet. I wish I could kill people with the power of Metal Guitar Solos

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Styrnik Pancakes with Mayonnaise

Just hang in there everyone. I know life sucks at times, but that's why you have to cherish the good moments that life has to offer. I can not partake in Venting. There is a lot of anger and hate locked up deep inside me, and I keep it locked in there for good, as I know if I was ever to vent about life and everything that my anger would flood oceans, and would drown me into nothingness if I was ever to let it out. I try to stay optimistic in life, as it's better to be that and wrong, than be a pessimistic snob and be right all the time. Just hang in there buddies: Just remember that Someone, Somewhere, wishes s/he could be in your shoes right now.

I dunno if this really counts as a Creepypasta, but the Five Nights at Freddy's backstory and mystery surrounding it is pretty enjoyable to research. Regardless of your thoughts on the game (there's too many) a story about a serial killer murdering children and stuffing their rotting corpses into animatronic suits is pretty metal and hardcore.

Still happy that America is the Global Hegemony of the world because it's what we need to progress civilisation. However that does not mean America is perfect, and from the obsurd amount of Government control and interference in your lives, to the absolutely retarded justice system, and the goddamn soul destroying binary party politics that America was not even designed to have, there needs to be a clean sweep and a drain of the swamp if America is going to be respected as the global hegemony. The most recent president at time of writing seems to be a step in the right direction, however he's human and makes mistakes, so it will take a hell of a lot more than Donald Trump to fix the mess America is in. That's my two cents, even if I may or may not have talked about actual Imperialism in this (sorry.)

I have ADHD and apart from making me lapse in concentration during moments I know I SHOULD be listening, for some reason it makes me really hungry all the time. I have to take pills to keep my diet in check otherwise it can get out of control and it really impacts my health and fitness. There's nothing more annoying than working out healthily for an entire month, getting physically and mentally fit, and going through all that stress and discipline just to forget to take your pills for one week and ruining a month's work of fitness. It's INFURIATING, because it makes me consistently either have a beer gut, or looking reasonably muscular. And when I am looking out of shape, everyone I know seems to chastise me for being out of shape when I'd been working out hard all month. And all this pressure and irritation from my friends and family really stresses me out, to the point where I forget to take my pills, AND THE DAMN CYCLE CONTINUES!! I almost want to just stop working out all together, but that would eventually make me so unfit that I have to exercise. It's like a never ending nightmare of fitness. The only part of me that seems to stay consistently fit are my hands. So I guess I have "Jazz Hands"

Granted, but it involves you only being able to work at it for 2 hours a week. I wish I could create delicious food with the snap of my fingers.

1) Mullet 2) Trench Coat 3) Sawn Off Shotgun 4) Colt .45 5) Steven Segal

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