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Selous Templar

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  1. (Again, this is slightly perverted) "These big melons are like airbags: they're my lifesavers!"
  2. Sounds like how I'd like to go. Czpve_uNiLM
  3. 10/10 Instantly relatable and something I dredd to hear BoByeIZXkmY
  4. Bachelors
  5. FREAKING BADDASS That's one word, shut up now!
  6. Banned for not following MALAL like all real baddasses, because he kicks Khorne's ass and wears his face as a Moron Party Mask
  7. A male identifying as a male? What decade is this? The 80's
  8. Yeah, it looked like Call of Duty meets cool sci-fi, a shame.
  9. This would be my theme song: GvrOlKUUSlI
  10. Still Motorboating the Internet and Painting Warhammer 40,000 Models
  11. Banned for not worshiping beautiful Slaanesh
  12. Scholar
  13. I like the Blood Angels the most though (like them too) World/Eaters
  14. Expensive Daycare Center- err I mean College.
  15. Having a Girlfriend "I swear women are too crazy with those tazers. I swear some dates it's just "zap"!"
  16. 8/10 Very Lovecraftian, and would be a great horror movie monster
  17. Hell is being repeatedly punched in the groin. In prison. Where you dropped the soap. And Tyrone the Butt-King is standing behind you. And Nikki Minaj is singing live. Dressed in a catsuit made entirely out of blood diamonds.
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