Selous Templar

Edgy "Artistic" Game Layers of Fear

(that exists?) Lego Blocks Home Alone

As you displayed, it's Glam-Metal not Hair Metal. It's just in my experience "Hair-Metal" is always used in negative connotations by trashy thrash-metal edgelords who can't stomach the fact that thrash did not cover societal issues and "fukk the establishment" before Glam-metal. Also the fact that you think that like 90% of it sucks is a massive edgy piss-take, but hey I'm clearly not good at changing people's minds am I? And yeah, a T-shirt and long hair, how extremely "Hair-metal" right? Meanwhile at Blackie Lawless's Carousel of Kickass: KjL5aBTmjUE

Australian Battlefield 1

Banned for not wanting to see her Watermelons

Gore Dead Space

Hunter/10

Crumby

Dark Knight

(After having sex) "Come on: it's only been 5 hours. I could go for another 15."

Batman Batman begins

Project A boring story of 3 guys making a project. No house parties

Motherfucker WHAT hairmetal band? Oh you mean DOKKEN, the heavy metal band, the hard rock band, what are we predicating all of our empirical assessments of a band's musical quality on their fucking fashion sense now? What the hell does that make D E V O? Listen chief, in case you haven't peaked over the feted mire of douchey robin thick Pompadour haircuts lately in 2018, each and every one of us is ultimately a fashion victim. I don't care how over-zealously you adhere to the core tenants of the gospel according to GQ, you're one grainy black-and-white highschool yearbook photo away from launching your future child, into spasmodic chest wheezing pants shitting laughter. Sure DOKKEN looks like they just got back from an larcenous hall of state sale. Sure the aquanet fumes in the room are so thick that even the oxygen molacules have great hair, but by 1985 standards, DOKKEN were both Stylish, Styling, AND Profiling, and incidentally cranking out possibly some of the single most enduring collection of melodic metal ever burnt to a piece of vinal. Take your boring 3-cord, backwards hat, flannel bedecked, remind-me-to-mail-a-fucking-thankyou-card-to-winchester alternative rock grunge clichés, and get the hell out of here! UVCX-3vhcQs Sorry, you would not believe how many rants about "hair-metal" I've had to bear unholy witness to. From the PMRC to the Hipsters of Grunge.

Astronauts Space Cowboys

FUUUCK WHY DID I DELETE THAT TPS REPORT 1 HOUR BEFORE I HAVE TO HAND IT IN??!!

4/5 Reminds me of Powerglove. Is nice 0c6tYOoyA7k

Accursed Succubus

Succubus

It was a gif that didn't work Yours is DD/5

I can open this bottle of beer using my cleavage. Wanna see?

Shredder Mortal Combat

Banned for not showing them off like prized watermelons

IronMa A film about your Mama Ironing your clothes

World War 2 Fury

Banned for joining memebox, and for not sacrificing your life to the Blood God