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Selous Templar

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  1. "Look at me! I am The Woodsie Lord, The Trickster of legend!"
  2. Where's Waldo now? Because he's dead. Well that's it: ___ ___ man, ___ ___: What the f_ck are we gonna do now?
  3. Barty Cheesecake ate cheesecake cheesecake and cheesecake : cheesecake the cheesecake gets cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake.
  4. Evil Dad: Army of Darkness The Evil Dad conquers the world with his army of darkness
  5. Same name as a previous entry in the franchise Thief (although Thief: The Dark Project. So it's sort of cutting it close)
  6. Deus X Deus X is a 2000 action role-playing video game developed by Io Storm and published by Eido Interactive. Set in a cyberpunk-themed dystopian world in the year 2052, the story follows JC Jenson, an anti-terrorist agent given superhuman abilities by nanotechnology, as he sets out to combat hostile forces in a world ravaged by inequality and a deadly plague. His missions entangle him in a conspiracy that brings him into conflict with the Zelda Shields, Majestic 69, and the Floating Dorito Eye.
  7. Barty cheesecake ate the cheesecake and cheesecake: cheesecake the cheesecake gets biff cheesecake cheesecake.
  8. 4 Lins The tale of 4 lins coming to blow up the mosques.
  9. Featured on Game Dungeon Wolfenstein: Black Sun
  10. Barty crouch ate the cheesecake and cheesecake: Delorian the cheesecake gets biff cheesecake cheesecake.
  11. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Chernobyl What an amazing ride
  12. Maybe. Might have to expel you from the Kingdom of man if that doesn't change. Am I weird for liking ALL of the Fast and Furious movies, even the bad ones?
  13. Barty crouch ate cheesecake and needles: Delorean the Einstein gets biff cheesecake cheesecake
  14. College
  15. Verwatch a movie about Ver watching TV
  16. Bad News: He loses the data before it can be uploaded, meaning it's like it never happened. Good News: the European Union is destroyed, resulting in the rebirth of EUROPA and the triumph of Western Civilisation into a new Renaissance.
  17. "Legend" Legend of Kyrandia
  18. Brian Blessed Blackadder
  19. Masturb- I mean, Exercise
  20. Metro 2033 + GTA San Andreas = Grand Theft Metro Artyom makes a living following the damn train and getting it with Big Smoke
  21. Dead
  22. Hahahaha: Strelok Granted, but you are detected then captured. I wish I could be a professional Thief like Garrett
  23. No. It saves you money, makes you better at cooking, and is healthier for you. Am I weird for being into fast cars, despite not having my Driver's license yet?
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