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Selous Templar

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  1. Judas Priest. Because they are the best of the best of the best. No contest. Halford rules. Iron Maiden or Saxon?
  2. #Triggered m8? Maybe explain the rules better instead of spitting in my face, that would be lovely. A game about some amine kid running around on a horse killing giant shadow monsters to save some girl who could be his sister or girlfriend idk Thief: The Dark Project
  3. Yes. Am I weird for wanting to go eat fish off those naked chicks?
  4. If I ever catch you, you'll be dead, you'll be fucked by me, and you'll be armed. WE WILL MAKE AMERICA ____ AGAIN
  5. Fall
  6. 3.5/5 Decent enough SY6GvTY7E5U "In case we get killed, I wanted to tell you: you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man"
  7. Being able to have sex, but having no one to have sex with
  8. Boring Ass overrated game Halo 5
  9. Dicks are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω\) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(^ワ^)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ノ´ヮ´)ノ: ・゚hehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д`●)・::・
  10. Banned for not giving them back
  11. Charlie Theron The Fate of the Furious
  12. Likes being hit on, and doesn't take everything seriously.
  13. Rated BC for Big Chest
  14. 4/5 pretty good. AIlvK_fcKeg
  15. (and paying $15 for dlc?) Doom 4 + Need For Speed: Payback = Doomed Payback 3 car enthusiasts go to hell in their cars to drive over demons and get back at some shitty haired broad who turned into a demon
  16. Banned for trying to sieze the memes of production
  17. Alyxx Thorne's Chest
  18. Christ Jesus J.C. Denton Walton Emma Taylor Page Anna Navarre Timothy Construction Bob NSF
  19. Mel Gibson Mad Max
  20. Urgh, my chest is sooooo heavy, could you hold it for me?
  21. Bad news: Walmart is the only company that can use baking. Good news: Australia Superpower by 2022
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