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Selous Templar

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  1. Need For Speed: Pro Street
  2. Pickpocketing Ramirez for trying to assassinate you in Thief.
  3. Extremely-Awkward-Homoerotic-Undertone/5 "Do you believe in Jesus?" "Yes I do" "Well you're gonna meet him" - Charles Bronson, Death Wish 2 gK2VJBKHCsY
  4. Deadwood, or Star Trek: Deep Space 9. Honourable mention to Seinfeld and Narcos. Repeat
  5. Automat Kalashnikov 74. Reliable, simple, and soldier focused. M16 is good, and giving serious props to the design, but the AK74, when you absolutely positively have to kill every single mother fucker in the room, accept no substitutes. Revolvers or Wonder-Nines?
  6. Getting home from a dirt rally and not being able to have a shower
  7. Dude, I don't think it's possible. Didn't you know it's "The Dark Souls of Platforming"? (please help they have my family they're gonna kil-) I had to disengage the Polarity Field in order to stop a super criminal from escaping Deep Space 9 How do I fix it?
  8. Shia Lebof digs himself into a hole more dark than his future career There Will Be Blood
  9. Bad News: The Mars Jungle Wars happens Good News: The United Nations Space Command takes control of humanity.
  10. "Remember kids, don't do drugs! Or else you will be attacked by an angry Mr T." I'm ____fist, and until we venture into the depths of ___ again, God-___ing-Speed
  11. Granted, but you have to make it up in your bosom I wish that I had the Excellence of Elocution
  12. Rated CK for Cute Kitty
  13. Need For Speed Payback
  14. Need For Speed: Carbon
  15. 2953 - 4Chins finally manage to #smashthestone
  16. Deutsch
  17. Can Ripper Owens buy Walton Disney Land before Anna Navarre kills Derek Savage, Tim?
  18. Rowan Atkinson Blackadder
  19. You get tired easily My power would be the ability to cloud men's minds to appear completely invisible, leaving only my SHADOW visible
  20. "We wish you a quick death, and a happy new afterlife." I don't want to ___, I want other people to ___ for me
  21. 4/5 Forgot which language that is (Scandanavian) but it's pretty catchy for... uh, "Viking Rap"? Seeing as we're on the topic of medieval Europe, how about a Polish band (Sabaton), covering a song by ManOWar, about the game Kingdom Come: Deliverance? EYH6ubNJqck
  22. Can Halford Owens buy Walton Disney Land Before Time Navarre kills Savage Bob NSFW
  23. Used to be an RTS, now an FPS Space Hulk: Deathwing
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