Selous Templar

"Its time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass..." - Dick Kickem Only a ___ can stop a ___

Somebody once told me Spongebob Squarepants's porridge before he sexually pulverises Gary Snail's asscheeks?

Somebody once told fuck Spongebob Manson's porridge before he sexually pulverises Gary Snail's asscheeks?

Brother!

Somebody once Lawless fuck Sponge Manson's porridge before he sexually pulverises Gary Snail's asscheeks?

Because of you, Imam, my kids can't get enough crusades! Or time outside without getting raped! How does that make you feeeeel?! They'll be coming the _____ boys, you gotta ____ the line!

It can't be answered, but I think it'd have to be Blood. Duke 3D and Shadow Warrior are close tied second. WW1 or WW2

Would-listen-to-riding-a-bike-down-an-Arizonan-highway/10 WLYT0NR8ZLc

Overrated horror game. (although I find it scary) Five Nights At Freddies

2967 - Atlantis is explored by a team of hideously incompetent but somehow successful Lego Divers

Cod 2: Big Red One + Thief The Dark Project = Cod 2: The Dark Project The frightening tale of the fish that creates a dark project to steal all of the fishfood from the nazi's greatest mansion

General Gun Information? Well I guess it would be interesting to know about the .475 Wildey Magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world, as demonstrated by our lord and savior Charles Bronson: It was designed to be a hunting round, with the velocity at 100 yards being the equivalent of the muzzle velocity of the .44 Magnum. The actual cartridge itself is a scaled down design of the African big game cartridge. The Pistol has only been primarily seen in the film Death Wish 3, where Charles Bronson (being the real life owner of the pistol in question) uses it with deadly accuracy to a homicidal effect against hundreds of suspiciously multicultural thugs and muggers. Of course to you, it's a "Why does that Howitzer have a handle and trigger?"

2.5/5 Pretty generic, definitely at a period where they were starting to produce some all filler no killer albums XQ9XcMybcX8

Dog Condemned 2: Bloodshot

YOU DARE BRING PICKLES INTO MY BASEMENT? YOU MUST die. Remember this: When you Control the ___, you control... ______!

4/5 Awesome Glam Metal, and definitely got some power vibes to it. GvrOlKUUSlI My themesong

Brawl

Somebody Blackie Lawless fuck Marylin Manson's porridge before he sexually pulverises Gary Snail's asscheeks?

Need For Speed: Payback

Can't Blackie Lawless fuck Marylin Manson's porridge before he sexually pulverises Gary Savage's asscheeks?

Fist

Number 4: "A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen." (meaning myself, I shouldn't be there) Number 48: "The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife." and Number 192: "Never cheat a Klingon... unless you're sure you can get away with it." repeat

2964 - California sinks into the sea, and everyone applauses in delight

Can't Blackie Lawless fuck Marylin Manson's dummy before she sexually pulverises Derek Savage's asscheeks?

Super Nintendo Repeat