UncleChickenHam

While this is by no means a large scale or even an epic story, but is entertaining the same way Leeroy Jenkins is. But first some background. This took place in Elder Scrolls Online and because of weekly maintenance earlier that day, the servers where on their deathbeds. The guild also has a running joke known as gerping, gay-erotic-role-playing. Which the guildmaster had taken special amusement from. That night my guild had decided that we were going to do some trials (raids) on easy mode. This is usually to train new guild members in the mechanics of fights and whatnot. So our GM decided it would be funny to bring his severely under-leveled character (I mean he made this character 2 nights before underleveled) he had dubbed Jesus and would only refer to himself in the 3rd person, using the name of the character, to this max level trial. While the group was getting ready at the entrance of the of the trial, I decided to strip naked and dance (search "redguard dance" to see it in all its beauty) to pass some time. So right has we starting and I was getting dressed, the GM ordered me to keep my clothes off, took his own off, and ordered other to do the same, though only a few listened. Fast forward to when combat commences, the server takes a sudden nosedive into Cerberus's steamy pile of shit. All but the GM on his under leveled and gearless character and this poor, also slightly underleveled healer who was high as balls to face a literal army of enemy NPCs. so while the other 10 members of the party where desperately trying to regain connection, all we could here was the panicked screams of GM trying to take on this hoard and keeping the healer on top of resource management. They by the power of Jesus they manage to clear the their way through the army and people make their way back online. Then we come to a part where group has to split in two, and it soon became evident that it was to be spilt by those who where clothed and those who were not. Of course those naked where dying left and right, but thats issue, for jesus can 'repent' their bodies and himself, it was not long before he was calling for those with him to commit suicide in the name of Jesus. After that particular fight everyone but myself had put clothes back on and the excitement was over. Though I will admit was chased with 'spears' by a few people near the end before I regained some modesty. A year late for this post, but I figure thats just fine has your birthday will be coming up soon again.