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Tendists.

He's a pretty cool guy. Eh talks about things and doesn't afraid of anything.

You know people who are a little too proud of how they are? What if they FUCKING BOMBED THE SHIT OUT OF UNIVERSITY PROPERTY?! Having too much pride is what makes the Alt Left a reality, too much of who they are is mapped onto what fate rolled when filling out their character sheet, leaving entitled little pricks who think it's alright to firebomb cars and SHOOT FIREWORKS AT BERKELEY BUILDINGS because someone they disagree with is talking there.

Listening to music while procrastinating. Thankfully, this is just a personal project.

"If there's anything that you want, if there's anything I can do, "Just call on me, and I'll send it along, with love, from me to you." -

The Non-Fortune Teller

Every day I'm a fat fuck.

Four. (It's A Hard Day's Night, by the way.) Would you download a car?

(This is such a bad ideaaaa. . .) BREAKING NEWS: Local Teenager Apparently Under the Impression It's Still the 1970s Local Californian Oliver Podolski walked into class one day wearing bell bottoms, where he was ridiculed by the classmates for the outdated attire. One classmate even said "What, did the Osmonds kick you out?" When pressed, said classmate forgot entirely about the band, seemingly under the impression they were far older. Oddly, afterwards the only two people in the class who knew about them after that comment were Mr Podolski and his teacher, and even his teacher only vaguely knew who they were, being even before her time. I highly encourage anyone who wants to to roast the ever living shit out of how I look. It's pretty easy.

So late last year I had a weird dream that started off with me in a diner, or maybe a supermarket deli area. I was sitting in a chair after having ordered something, when I go over to the magazine rack to see what they have. Turns out that there's a furry comic just laying there. I pick it up since that's not something you see every day, let alone in a place like that. I have no idea what it's about at first, but I remember one page talking about a 1912 horse race disaster where ~4,100 horses died. This didn't even happen in the dream world, it was just made up for that comic. Later on I looked it up on Wikipedia and it turned out it had a 5 year run from 2009 to 2014 and it was about avoiding getting Super AIDS. I don't know how they stretched out not getting VD into 60 issues. Also it was really pornographic. I don't know if I posted this yet so if I have I'm sorry.

9.2/10, I like her. She's nice looking.

11/10

I'm a woodpecker!

Has this person never heard of a sink?

2732 - Sarah saw sea shells and saved some. She sold them soon, silly Sarah! That's a capital offence!

That last one is my favourite.

NNNNGH I'm sorry, but I just can't be sympathetic to furries when they let this happen.

xwhAq3F8NCE How do I pretend to be a girl to get free shit in online games? My voice is way too deep.

I've grown so tired of people concerned more with who someone is than what they've said that on my death, my tombstone will read: "The man who said, 'you are your only obstacle, feminists'. "2001—20X6" And nothing else.

Go ahead, I'd read it.

Deafen your roomates. I've lost 10 pounds in the last month, which is wonderful. However, that does mean that I still weigh 197 pounds. How do I get this excess weight off my shoulders?

Check your emails, especially if you sign a lot of petitions or have an account on Quora. This signals to the brain "oh, I'm doing work, better get on that paper". My last video was an hour long responding to a 7 minute video. How do I get my next video to the 3 hour mark?

Toontown. This is what teenagers enjoy, ladies and gentlemen.

1. Blame 2. It 3. On 4. the 5. Boogie

mkBS4zUjJZo I'm quite literally grinning stupidly. This song raises the bar for awesome.