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longliveprose

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  1. I've gotta go ot for a secont to say that actually sounds pretty awesome.
  2. Methamphetamine will help you out. I have two days of school and seven of classes.
  3. Roundabout—Yes
  4. I can't remember where it came from, but I thought it looked pretty cool.
  5. Productive.
  6. Mirror's Edge + Quake = Mirror's Quake Basically just Quake with parkour maps and an even faster main character.
  7. 2695 - Everyone's confused that it's the next year all of a sudden.
  8. Jury rig a power router to the speakers, draining the power from the lights, appliances, and neighbours. A man is telling me to come with him in a police box despite nearly indirectly killing me.
  9. Then makes a controversial series. Moon Gaming
  10. Cold. ST or Amiga?
  11. 1. Ackie Chanj 2. Ckie Chanja 3. Kie Chanjac 4. Ie Chanjack 5. E Chanjacki
  12. "Oh yes! I hate this! It is REVOLTING!" "More?" "Please!"
  13. You won't have cameras in your glasses in 10 years, Freeman, you're just being paranoid!
  14. It's just weird, but it's memorable. 8/10
  15. Man makes series; it's good. Freeman's Mind
  16. Shooting at the first actual soldier: "It's the same story every—wait, I already said that, didn't I? Huh. Honestly, I didn't expect the military to still be hunting me down all this time. I thought 20 years is long enough that governments stop tracking you, but hey, how would I know? I didn't kill anyone when I was 7. No, I did steal that TV from the local accounting office, though. It was so much easier to get away with that in the eighties. Nowadays there's cameras fucking everywhere." Seeing Barney for the first time: "OH MY GOD, IT'S CAPTAIN TRIGGERFINGER! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you! You sent me to that alien place and now you're the reason I don't have a gun! Oh, you know Kleiner? What did you do to him?!" Barney fighting some Combine soldiers: "Yeah yeah, Capt Gunhappy, you're just putting on a show so you make me think I'm safe around you. Well guess what buddy, it's not going to work on me. What is he going to do next? Stage public executions and cut off the guys' livers to wear as a belt?" Barney talking to Dr Kleiner: "How do you know him? I don't recognise you at all. You didn't even work at the same department as us! At least, I don't think so."
  17. More Napalm and Silly Putty — George Carlin
  18. There's more than seven words. George Carlin Again.
  19. Hundreds of companies now four. The Grouping
  20. So it's unanimous—play it again, Sam?
  21. 22 June. I'm going to be binging it on hard for the day. Are you gonna be doing something that day too?
  22. Well, actually, it's more like a 15-15-70 bretween guns, people, and bullets, since bullets are the major cause of death in firearm related deaths, via bleeding, lead poisining, ruptured organs, or destroyed brains. . .
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