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Just did a quick sketch of the dude in this drawing, just to see if I could. I'd say took about a minute. Guess what was the hardest/my weakness. That's exactly why I don't like drawing in pens.

Fuck, I'm going straight to hell for laughing at that. Aren't I? I know what you are going to do: watch A Kind Ale War, the source of that screenshot.

Take the picture you just drew and redraw it from another angle. Tailors are against the idea of bell bottoms in the 21st century. How do I convince them that it'll all be fine?

>My face when I post in the wrong topic

Doesn't really matter that much, but I prefer smooth. Don't know why, just do. What's up with this ceiling?

"male" had me fooled. Yeah, me too. Still, I like him. In another universe where I was a bit more forward with my emotions, I would have called him cute. Too bad we're not in that one.

Literally anything. Repeat.

I don't see any Homestarruners, but I do see Strong Bad. But no, I've been a big fan for a couple years. What is the forum you really wished you could go back to for a day to say hi?

The Coolest Reptile (in his town).

That fucking chicken soccer game by Wild Tangent. Fuck that game that I'm pretty sure was made in Adobe Flash and distributed on physical disks. Repeat.

Iceland. I was going to go there anyway when I'm able to. What's the worst film you've ever seen?

So Sony PA is going to take a shit on Peter Rabbit next. Sad.

"Come 'ead, we've only got a little before the vaults close!" (Why did I slip into Scouse?!)

George Carlin once said that the quickest way to being in a Gifted and Talented class is to maintain a body temperature somewhere in the high nineties, regardless of chromosome count because they're afraid that the parents will sue them for saying something bad about their child. Basically, our litigy is the reason we ask a groundhog about winter.

Ech, I'm gonna lose friends with this one. I write fanfiction and play Toontown. Yeah, I'm kind of a nerd. Not the "oh, look at me, I'm so cool and sexy!" kind, but the honest-to-God "anyone can beat me up if they wanted to" kind. I liked the question, so I'll have a go at it. In your native language: Can you describe the show "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", and if you've never seen it, make something up, going off of the title only?

Become a Philosophy major, they make the most money! I want to re-enact the Holocaust, but with furries. How do I go about doing this?

Damn! 67! That's not even that old!

You know, both Satan and Hades don't deserve all the shit they get. I'll start off with Satan, since that's the one you all know. Also, I'm going to use the King James version since that's the version I learned during my time as a practising Mormon. Satan didn't like how God was doing things, so he started a war. I think you all can figure out how that went. So after God defeats Satan in the war that happened roughly around Revelations B.C., he threw him down to Earth and made him his bitch. God loved free choice so much that he told Satan to offer the Fruit to Eve and pretend he didn't want them to eat it, and being human she took it. God punished them but notice he doesn't really do much to punish the snake, aside from a little bruising. So now that Satan is God's bitch, he stands at the doorway to Hell to open it for people that God throws down because they did something he didn't like, like eat a fig or send a child to his death to grab a penny. Satan has nothing to do with the process of whether or not you go to Hell, he's just there to open the door on God's whim. Now for Hades. He had it even worse, he didn't even start a war this time, he just drew a straw and became Official Doorkeeper of the Underworld. And people still hated him, enough that the WDC went to shit on his image even further by making him the villain of that horrible Hercules film. In short, these people aren't even malicious, they just got the short end of luck and everyone hates their guts to this day. I don't think they should be worshipped, but a little recognition of their not evil ness would be nice.

Man, I really can't believe he's gone. I just found out today, and I feel just like I did when Leonard Nimoy died. I loved him in TDOTD and I have a feeling I'm going to love him in Alien.

Are my memes modern enough yet? 7RBuNkdnyXg

So 60 would be an orgasm? Yes. The most I've ever got was 147 on Minecraft, and it was great, but that was with someone else's PC.

The Beatles' June 1962 version of the Spanish song "Bésame Mucho" I love the instrumentals so much, it sounds so, I don't know, momentum filled? And the way Paul sings is great.

If you replace "killed" words with "banned", then it suddenly becomes about Club Penguin.