PriestOfJudas

Blinky thought he had the hill, but turns out he was hallucinatory and schizophrenic at the same time. The hill was actually Priest's.

You know what's the rockstar cliche now? You think it's drug-binging, groupie-hoggling obnoxious crazies? Noo. It's pretentious self-accusatory, angsty "poets" who hate their own songs.

Selfsurprise, the Holy Surpriser of Self.

Hi, guys. My name is Brett and I am a ugh...carrot addict. Distant voices unenergetically: Hi, Brett!!

Bring a vacuum cleaner to any public place with wi-fi and let it on for a while. After around 20 mins, the vacuum cleaner will have sucked enough wi-fi signals inside itself to keep your home's internet on for an hour. Just open the dustbag and your wi-fi will work. I have two bags of white powder in my home, one's heroin and the other is cocaine. How do I figure out which is which?

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7/10 Looks like Jesus and his crown of thorns have both grown. One's grown older and the other bigger.

I choose ________. Because I feel like _______has more ____s than _______. Bacon ice cream or french fries with yogurt?

The 2016 elections are a catastrophe. This isn't a Presidential election, this is a "who's your favorite supervillain" poll.

uoynC3XpXF8 Best new Maiden song in decades.

Let's say in about 60 years, robots become so advanced that they can do service-work and blue-collar jobs much better than humans and would be optimized enough to be more cost-effective than hiring and monthly paying human workers. Then where would the working class go? Will it be a future where only the university-educated can stay unthreatened by the job market? Or will the working class start a rebellion to fight for their right to wait tables, clean floors and drive trucks?

I'm sure they would do it if the market for WWII team-based shooters hadn't been neutered by modern shooters.

Island.

Can't wait to see all the trigger-happy 14 year olds getting frustrated with bolt-action rifles.

yfJAooq3mTg Akira Yamaoka was such an underrated musician, it's fucking crazy how not enough people know his name. He's about as good as Frank Klepacki as a heavy rocker with industrial influences, albeit in a completely different way.

pRoJiu3K_1w The composer of this incredible soundtrack made his almost entire living out of making music for Sonic games. I really wish he made music more in the vein of this because this is just gorgeously amazing. It's like a soundtrack to a Silent Hill game taking place in Victorian England.

I really despise those pathetic, Tumblr SJWs that accused David Bowie of being a rapist pedophile for no justifiable reason, right after he died.

http://mentalomega.com/ Mental Omega is a Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge unofficial expansion pack that is aimed at restructuring the game and making it more balanced and varied. It's the most popular mod in the Red Alert 2 modding scene (which is somehow still active). Version 3.0 is out and it's very much complete, with each factions having very in-depth storylines but with some absolutely brutal missions, even on Easy mode. After all the episodes where you touched on games, it would be a sweet change of pace to touch on mods.

What are some potential indie games that Valve could by the IPs to and make a sequel out of? Notice that I said sequel.

Even if some journalism sites aren't paid by the developers to give the games a high score, they're kind of obliged to. Developers pay good money to gaming sites just for advertising their games on ad spaces and banners, trying to get their support in sales in a completely legal way. But if the reviewers consider the game to deserve a 5/10 or a 6/10, they can't just straight up post that score because their website is still advertising the game to consumers. How would it affect the reputation of the website if the ads there urge you to buy the game and the review urges you to not? Even if the website does post scathing reviews online, the developers can easily severe contacts with that website when it comes to advertisements because that site wasn't helping support the game's sales. And money that comes from games advertisement is the lifeblood that helps gaming sites stay alive. So if you're a big gaming website that's trying to stay relevant, this is pretty much your only method. The best method to fix this problem in gaming journalism is to force the big developers to make complete, decent games in the first place so reviews and ads won't contradict.

Binging DOTA 2 Fails of the Week.

Superhot ramen.

has great taste in anime theme music.

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