jimmy has noface

hey sorry if this seems like a copy paste message... it is but its not spam its just i can be fucked writing it out 4 times(1s here 1s to ross and 2 times to youtube) Iv been watching rosses stuff for years and just watched most of the announcement video (finish it later when I'm free) and id just like to let you know that I am a 3d animator from nz who has earned a lvl 7 diploma in applied animation which took 3 years if you are interested in possibly hiring me to help on your movie let me know. if you'd like to see any of the work i have done you can look at the videos on my facebook though you may need to add me 1st. if you don't use face book or prefer not adding a stranger contact me some how and ill show you them through another website. i would like to add that my specialty is animation but i still have talent in modeling, UV mapping, texturing, shading compositing, sound, premier pro and lighting, but you will still need a rigger and enough money too cover licencing of maya for both myself and the rigger so that you have legal rights over your models, animations and scenes. other wise you do not legally own them ps i know a few riggers if your interested. my FB page you can find my animations here https://www.facebook.com/jimichrist <--(i was a dumb teenager now i cant change the url) i also have a secondary page for a ALIEN VS PREDATOR fan film i was working on. most of the things on this page just show off modeling lighting shading and texturing though considering i never got a rigger to rig my models https://www.facebook.com/groups/AVP.CRASH/ <---(the film was re titled i just cant change the url) as i said before you may need to add me 1st. if you dont use face book or prefer not adding a stranger contact me some how and ill show you them through another website.

this is an interesting story that happens to my squad over the past few days in dayz i kind of see how funny it is now but was annoyed at the time. i warn you it is long but is it a great story of mutiny and betrayal. the 1st thing you need to no about the squad i lead is that we aren't the most skilled players but we keep each other alive and rack up skulls as a team survivalists which means we are pretty much campers, but at the end of our pvp rounds we are mostly still alive. now for these sessions to work it requires team effort which is a strict rule in our squad and we have set up guide lines for survival during these pvp events they are listed just bellow if you don't want to read the rules we set up just scroll down 1st rule if you are in the house you stay in the house 2nd rule preferred amount of 2 people per room to avoid ghosting 3rd rule if you go out side you are on your own we can only offer your cover in areas visible to the house nobody is going to leave to protect your gear 4th rule if any one enters the house with out letting the squad know and gets shot it is their own fault 5th rule every one bring their own food. i am personally not giving out my food because you (player) were to lazy to find their own 6th rule any one in the field team (outside) needs to wear nurse/doctor scrubs pants from hospital to prevent friendly fire 7th rule nobody goes in or out of the house.this includes trying to get back up nobody touches the barricade once it is planted if they do so they are risking the life of any one in the house and them self 8th rule every one needs a saline bag IV 9th rule (this rule mostly apples indoors and on roofs) every one need to be crouched at all times in the top floor and even then you can still be shot from sniper hill PS. from the hall way the police building is covered so there is no need for people in the window room to rick being shot from sniper hill to cover the police station windows (this only apply to green house in churno) 10th rule unless the house is barricaded do not take the risk of logging out inside unless you have no choice. 11th rule do not log in inside of the building you are planning on unless it has been cleared by your team 12th rule do not eat human flesh or any form of meat it can make you sick even if cooked so as a lot of players know there are a lot of flaws with these rules but 90% of the time the work fine for our squad unless some one breaks them and doesn't deal well with the consequences(eg some body leaves the house and breaks the barricades then gets shot and expecting others to risk their life to collect the remainder supplies off their dead body). so occasionally we do not have enough players to fill up our team minimum (4 players) and we invite allies and friends in. but i do not own the team speak nor am i an admin on it so a lot of people use it and begun using it for a lot of doggy bandit meet ups. this is where red comes into the story red was a player that seemed normal at 1st and i began to trust him. after a while of playing with him i picked up a few flaws he was always barging about being a pro and killing every one which annoys every one he went afk for hours after claiming he would be 5min and he wasted a lot of peoples time, but they weren't the worst of his problems. he was barley able to find food ever even when i could walk through a town and find a bag full or go to a apple tree and pick for 10min. this isn't that bad a feature if your new to the game but he had 700 hours you would think that after a while he would collect his own food but every time he played he asked us for our food we had saved aside just in case we got hungry while camping in a building during a pvp session. so most times we met red we supply him with a spare gun with a mag attachments and spare ammo we have spent a few hours collecting in the case an unarmed team member meets up with us normally it is an ak or a rifle with a hunting scope but it can some times be a ump mp5 or a aug. so we don't only just supply him with guns fully geared but we have to give up the rest of the food we have to make it worth even giving him the gun which we probably spent 30min each finding and from there every one but red just survives off what food they find before logging into the pvp server. we eventually made him collect his own gear which he packed tantrums about (at these moments i swear if he had a gun he would shoot me). we made him gear up before giving him a weapon which made him mad but kept us safe and kept the work even. after we start pvp sessions with red he normally gets himself killed with in the 1st 5 min of contact by acting like we are playing COD. this wouldn't piss me off if i didn't personally collect the gear he has just given to the enemy to use against us, but considering the gear he had was all of the teams work we got annoyed fast taking into account he just died after eating all of the teams food and half the time he would get another team mate killed because he would beg us almost on the verge of a tantrum for us to protect his gear while he came back. at this point you will be thinking that i am bitching online because i have the power to cry over the internet but this is the premise of why i hate red. but i assure you i am not bitching i am telling a long story about a blood thirsty betrayal it results in something interesting i promise red and i were gaming one day and we had a random player join our channel we were not in the usual team speak we were in so red planned to assassinate the player for his hunting scope. he claimed the player was an ass hole so i went along but stated i did not want to pull the trigger. eventually after red missed 5 shots me and the target player hid in electro police station and i faked my death after red knocked me out and red rushed the player killing him and himself ruining the hunting scope. so a few times we have trusted red because he was bragging and claimed he got kills all the time and because we were getting sick of waiting around inside a house. we did this about 3 times while red lead the team and it resulted in the same thing over and over again. red would do as he usually dose and scam food and guns off us and lead us to the towers in churno i think we were on top of triple yellow and our friends where around the area watching the ladder up. red didn't do anything besides expect this was a nice safe place and not expect people to log in behind us killing half the team on 2 different occasions in the same night. after our 3 failed attempts of going up there via red request we decided not to go up there again so the last time i played with red he pulled his basic game taking what ever he wanted and crying if you didn't give him food or ammo. after dealing with the bullshit we set up a team of 5 in the tree line in front of the 1st 3 houses with a tap coming round skyrim mountain from churno side and we found people to shoot at as soon as we log in but they hide in the green house we end up rushing it but i kill some one with an m4 and get back to the bodies asap to collect it. in the team of 5 included myself as leader my 2 fellow squads men red and and top. after about 30min of reds bitching i give all my team mates the order to kill him after doing so pretending to be an enemy. top doesn't comply to the message ignoring it and tells red about it and after i logged off the game i begun to receive a barrage of massages and threats from red is sound like some guys going white trash crazy saying all the basics about my mum so i just laugh and block him what i didn't realize was that while i was offline red played with other people in the ts including top and a few others. he convinced them to team up to assassinate me top was the first try he joined us for a pvp round and watched our building while we played but i had to get off for diner before top was able to get a shot. a few days later my friend(ill call him tom) invites me to his squad and claims he wants me to lead it considering I'm a good leader. so i am really welcomed by the idea and i accept inviting my current squad to join us. tom is a good friend but there isn't as much to know about him hes pretty standard guy and i figured he was trust worth so me and tom begin planning our 1st squad pvp and invite another good friend taco so once we have 3 people we look for a 4th and find one toms was playing with the day befor hand. he has no mic which rings bells immediately and we lead him to the tap to fill up before we begin the pvp but almost immediately we get shot all 3 of us instantly dead. after that my squad tracked red top and their friend down and killed a few of them for me while i was away sleeping this resulted in sad events after the player I've been calling tom found some m4 he planned to give out to people he came to meet me to give me an m4 if you don't remember tom asked me to lead his squad and he told me we were meeting a new recruit to teach him all the rules before entry to the squad we went through all the basics and prepared to pvp as we logged off but tom and his friend shot me and red joined the team speak laughing. i realized seconds later tom must have planed the previous incident where our whole team was murdered last time i played with him. it turns out red gave tom 2 svds to lead a squad to kill me. and currently tom is asking for forgiveness which is gonna cost a lot more than 2 svds i accept this defeat and that people i thought were my allies and team mates and squad members and assholes who teamed up because of a selfish mutiny lead by a guy with the mentality of a 12 year old gamer who cries when ever he doesn't get what he wants. all is not lost half my squad followed me