Pcow

Runescape: I was a normal Runescaper. I had one friend in runescape and he had his cooking/baking skill very high. He had the ability to make chocolate cake. He always wore a chef hat. He was my idol. One day, he gave me a chocolate cake to remember him by because he was going to quit runescape forever. Before I met him, all I wanted to do was kill people and do quests. Now all I wanted to do was make chocolate cake. I started leveling up my cooking skill. I didn't even have the level requirements to wear a chef hat. So I started making as many pies as I could. This required some serious grinding. I went into some dwarf mine somewhere northwest of varrock. Here, I could find pie plates. I got pie plates and made more pies than I could count. Unfortunately, half of these pies got burnt due to my low level. I wouldn't let that bother me. I kept making more and more and more. I wouldn't even eat these pies. All my pies went to the stray dog in Varrock. One day, I just looked at myself and thought, "What am I doing with my life?" I eventually quit playing all together. I was such an amatuer. I couldn't even wear a chef hat. Years later, I log back on and see that chocolate cake in my bank. I will never eat this cake. I will die before anyone dare touches my cake. I still go on every year or so just to check on it. Runescape. What a sad sad pointless and cruel world. But I miss it very much. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edit: I've also got a Minecraft story if you're interested: Context: All you really need to know is that a server Admin can create any amount if any block/item at any given time. They are basically god. So me and my friends found a server hosted by a guy named Fawf. He was a real asshole towards me in particular. But he had a friend who was also a server Admin. He was nice to me. He even gave me an enchanted sword with Looting 10. (Impossible to get without Admin commands. It allowed me to get a LOT more loot from killing mobs.) Anyways, we all made houses near each other. However, when none of my friends were on, I started trying to make as much TNT as possible to destroy Fawf's house. He didn't protect it with his Admin powers or anything so he was just asking for it. So I had about 64 gunpowder at this point and was about to make what I thought was a lot of TNT. So at around 3AM, I try to contact my friend. I want him on the server. I want him to see the "mass destruction." I got no response from him. Eventually I got tired and was about to just blow it up myself. Suddenly I get a Skype message. It's the other Admin. He was in that Skype chat. He saw everything I tried to say to my friend. "What?" he replied. "You really wanna blow it up?" I had no response. I just wanted to blow up his house ASAP! Suddenly, he joins the server. "I can help you out with this." he tells me. So I sent a teleport request to him and I see an ungodly amount of TNT all in one huge cube. It stretched all through the spawn area. And I thought I was going to make a huge explosion. I immediately placed down a Redstone torch, igniting the TNT. It was a great fireworks display. Soon after, my framerate drops significantly. I'm down to about 2-3 fps and then the whole server shuts down. I never saw Fawf or his server ever again.