khyradon

I don't know if this counts because it hasn't actually happened, yet. Basically its a revenge plot I've been toying with for a while now, and if I don't ever do it maybe I can inspire someone crazier than me to pull it off. Here's some backstory. A while ago I was in class and some people were talking about how exited they were for Star Citizen I ended up joining in talking about how I plan on being a smuggler or something. This one really flamboyant guy who I'll just call N suddenly starts mocking me because he's joining this peace keeping crime fighting organization, which shall remain unnamed if I actually try to do it, with a lot of members and resources at their disposal. I try to retort but he ends up outright insult me claiming I'll be cowering in my ship pissing my pants as members of his organization surround and descend upon me. Ever since then I've been ruminating how to knock this guy down a few pegs but here's what I got so far. I plan on creating an unofficial shadow organization meant for fighting the law keeping organizations like N's. How we'll recruit manage and identify each other the logistics of which I have yet to figure out. Next I'll have my organization infiltrate N's as honest members, and I'm talking deep infiltration. I'm talking captains of flagships, fighter pilots and whole crews, all secretly loyal to me. When I feel the time is right I'll let myself get captured by N for some petty crime, and on this day I will be sure that whatever ship N is flying will have some of my men crewing it. He'll think that he has me but I will just order that they capture N and kill everyone else on board. At this point I will order a full scale attack and I'm hoping for complete mayhem. Dogfights erupting between allies, crews getting slaughtered by bullets to the back, capital ships firing on their own convoys, assets supposedly under the organization's protection getting destroyed by said organization, in general a bunch of Order 66 Hail Hydra kind of stuff. All the while, I'm making N watch as I crush his precious organization from the inside, however I won't completely destroy them, there needs to be survivors for the final stage of my plan. Before the attack is ordered my inside men will place incriminating evidence on N making him appear to be the orchestrator. When its all over I'll maroon him on a ship and broadcast his location and watch as he cowers as whats left of his organization descends upon him in righteous fury. That's how it goes in my head at least, anyway happy birthday Ross.