Scampi

Granted, but now you seem to age much faster than before... I wish I had a gauntlet with taser knuckles.

I'd pick option A any day. Coordination and team work is absolutely key in a survival situation. Even if a leader needs to be an asshole to get their way, at least they'll still keep the group or their partner going. And in option A, this asshole leader is also a survival expert, leaving obedience to be the only real, safe option. I believe that no matter how degrading the experience is, you'd stand a better chance at surviving. This type of question is fascinating! How many other situations could you apply this to? In a school project situation... One straight-A student in your group who is well-versed in the subject and is also a snobbish prick and no others at all, or a bunch of your friends who happen be below average students?

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Gnomes

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Life cereal for life. How do you like your eggs?

Granted, but your knees can no longer bend. I wish I could focus my eyes and zoom in like a telescope.

Fluids

Retired former boxer Marcus 'The Force' Phillips awakens from a drunken stupor to find himself in the ring one last time. Enter the Dragon

This thread has too much potential to waste. Two back up teams consisting of four people each came the next day. The combed the entire basement over, finding no sign of Andrew’s body or any of the equipment Frank carried down. The crew left with no conclusive evidence anything unusual had happened, but they all reported to feel slightly ill and shaken. Two days later when the power came back on, a problem arose with one of the hot water tanks. During service, a large armoured metal door was discovered hidden out of view behind it. This door does not show up on any blueprints.

2543 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikoyan-Gurevich_MiG-15

Granted, but due to unforeseen circumstances, all documented evidence of your graduation vanishes. I wish I could liquefy all samples of cheese around me in a 635 meter radius.

I'm typing my question first. How would you react if you woke up in the middle of the night, your bed completely surrounded by and room filled with garden gnomes? Now, then, let's see how long I can hold my breath... 20 seconds... 40 seconds... 60 seconds... 8cdasdccdswcdcx,.v.wevwppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Box

2541. Doing my bit.

I'd waterboard it. ...If 17 cows suddenly teleported into the room in the middle of a date?

Granted, but the portal gun leaks subatomic particles that may or may not cause cancer and the long fall boots are only guaranteed to keep you alive, not save your ankles. I wish for a Swiss Army Knife that will always have the tool I need somewhere inside it.

Burning Liquid Ignites Lowly Domicile HMSUN

Cardboard

A documentary about particle accelerators. Alien vs Predator.

Minigun

Exam time, swamped with studying and assignments, getting very little sleep, etc.

I own and operate a 3D printer.

Granted, and you can now draw perfectly in whatever style you want. But you can only utilize this when drawing really cringey and/or obscene requests. I wish for a 3D printer capable of printing in any realistically possible material.