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I'd really love a Game Dungeon about the game "Army Men". Its kinda faded into obscurity over the years, but it was recently on sale on the gog site.

Buoy.

Health Potions. Every game that has instant health replenishing consumables turns into a button mashing contest that renders the health bar into a meaningless little thing. I'd much rather have higher health, be more careful about damage, and replenish my health after battles.

Reading some of the comments here is giving me ideas for an RPG i've been thinking of. Basically most of humanity is extinct and civilization has started to regress into the Dark Ages. The cause of what killed most of the population isnt clear, but the world has become engulfed in a sort of darkness, which is dangerous to traverse and limits communication between settlements. There are things skulking in this darkness, preying on the last remnants of humanity. The game would revolve around travelling to these settlements and organizing expeditions into the abandoned places of the earth in hopes of finding supplies an clues into whatever happened to the world. There also would be bit of magic and realm-travelling involved.

Pre-industrial Metal

Nothing. If you could participate in a Smash TV like game show for the chance to win a box that could contain literally anything in the universe (but the properties of the thing in the box only manifest themselves when you open it)

That Trash Fairies concept for a game sounds absolutely hilarious. I had an awesome idea for a game in the tip of my fingers but i just forgot it since im short on time. Oh well. I'll try to remember it later.

"Space parties are the best kind of parties"

Im slowly becoming addicted to forum games. Last game played: Crypt of the Necrodancer. Crypt of the Necrodancer + Cities: Skylines = Cities of the Necrodancer A game where you build giant city-like dungeons and then you try to dance your way through them.

WAAAGH!!! Not taking into account that it could be a dissapoinment, or not, that cinematic is really cool. It would be awesome if they made a Warhammer 40k movie that looked like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassava_production_in_the_Republic_of_the_Congo The Cassava plant is the main food source of the Congo. It is the main crop harvested everywhere in the country except the south, where the main crop is bananas. The Cassava also has an important place in the country's folklore, with the popular song "The Congolese love Cassava". The leaf can be proccessed into flour, paste, or it can be eaten raw as a substitute for vegetables such as spinach and turnip.

You mean an endless supply of booze, right? There are a LOT of uses for it besides just getting drunk. Yeah but getting drunk is the important one. Chill out, this thread is just to have fun.

I have a question. If a person who wants to join the server lives far away from the US, will they still be able to play, or will the lag be too much to handle. Also how viable would it be to have the fans divided into the three factions for anyone who wants to fight against the main group? I'm very dissapointed that NC doesn't have Miniguns.

+1 You mean an endless supply of booze, right? 1.Primary Weapon: A Double-Barreled Shotgun, the worst enemy of the undead. 2.Secondary Weapon:A Mac-10. Or my fists. 3.Stronghold: A gas station. If i get bored i can blow it up. But id rather not stay in one place. 4.Vehicle: A firetruck. I live near a fire station and its both practical and big enough to push other cars aside. I'd have to put spikes and plates of metal on the front though. 5.Outfit: Something thick so that zombies can't bite past it, made of leather. 6.Companion:Whoever wants to join me. 7.Battle Music: Your War by Living Sacrifice. 8.Three Extra Supplies: Some books, Camping equipment, and a boxful of tobacco. I dont smoke, but i figure it would be useful for trading.

I have a good one! Some time ago, i went to a nightclub with a bunch of friends to celebrate a birthday. We were all having fun, and we went from the bar to some tables that were empty. I was following behind, when i feel someone shoving me from the back. I was really drunk at the time, so naturally my first instinct was to punch the face of whoever was behind me as soon as i turned around. I ended up punching a bodybuilding rugbier. We started fighting until i felt someone grabbing me from behind. Thinking they were the bouncers trying to pull me from the guy, i didnt Ifight back. They were the rugbier's friends. The rugbier started punching me in the face while his friends held me down, until one of my friends grabbed me and took me to the tables. My friends were all looking at me with concerned faces until one of them pointed out that i had a cracked tooth. I was fucking livid. I wanted to find those guys and break a beer bottle on their heads, but my friends talked me out of it. We went back to dancing and on the way back we ended up laughing about it. I had to pay a lot of money to get my tooth fixed with some kind of paste that simulates dental tissue. But in retrospect i kinda deserve it for causing such trouble at my friends birthday. Funny thing is, i didnt get any bruise or anything, except for the broken tooth. I must have a hard face. Moral of the story is: Think before you punch.

Hello, i've been thinking for a while now about some game ideas that i just can't get out of my head, and maybe some of you have ideas about games you'd like to see made too. So this post is for any people who would like to share their ideas in here, or just read other peoples ideas and steal them. The format for posting is as follows, but feel free to post in whatever way you want: -The overall idea (something that can be defined in a single sentence) -Why you want to see this made. -Any features you'd like to share. I'll start with mine:

Yeah ill pass it to the next person to figure it out. "Theres no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt"

But if a machine ever reaches cognitive capabilities similar to that of a human being wouldnt Asimov's laws become obsolete? i mean, if an AI could be described as an actual living being, then binding this living being to these laws forced into its "mind" would be akin to slavery. Why can a human kill another human/AI when an AI cannot? If the machine was an actual, thinking, living thing, then it should be bound by the same laws that are used on humans (meaning that the AI could commit crimes, but it shouldnt, and if they did commit a crime then they would be put on trial and punished the same way a human would)

Last night a had a strange dream, it was kinda scary too. I was in this shopping mall inside a haunted cruiser, and i dont quite remember what came before, but basically the whole world was dead and the "alledgedly" last human survivors where trapped inside this haunted shopping mall in the middle of the sea. I enter a small room and meet up with the other survivors, a Guy, a Girl, someone who looks, talks and acts exactly like me, and some old man that resembles Randall from the show Black Sails. The old man says he is an enginner, and shows me a TF2 dispenser that dispenses burguers and provides light for the room. But at one point we must go scavenging for supplies because the dispenser is not enough and we need fuel for it. So i follow the Guy through the dark shopping mall and into a tool storage room, where we find an open trapdoor that emits a green light. I dont like the looks of it so i go back to the saferoom, but when i turn my back the guy is gone and out of nowhere a levitating corpse appears and floats at me at sprinting speed. I try to run while looking back but i miss the door and the corpse spews fire at my face. After that, the dream resets and we get to go scavenging all over again. This time, everyone but Randall goes along to find the fuel. Instead of going to the tool storage room we decide to go upstairs and into a bathroom. On the way i find a machinegun from the Alien saga on the floor but the others say that its for emergencies only, so i take it anyway. We enter the bathroom and for some reason the lights are on and we find a man dressed in a business suit washing his face. He turns at me and says something i cant remember while the doors from the toilets all spring open. I say to him "shut up" and spray him with the machinegun, but the man doesnt even flinch. He gets annoyed and leaves the bathroom. The others say that you cant kill ghosts with weapons so i ask them "why are we carrying these around then?!" Suddenly they all get scared and point behind me, so i turn back and find the previous ghost man staring directly at me. He hands me an album and tells me that the only way to defeat a ghost is to help them with their problems (since every ghost has a quirk and the only way to survive them is to know what to do in that situation). Inside the album there is a photo of the corpse of a woman smiling at the camera while playing piano, and below the photo there is a hint on how to survive the ghost and help it. The ghost man says that when a ghost has been defeated, the picture will return to normal, so he task us with returning the album to its normal state. Afterwards we decide to go back to the safe room, but on the way we find a horde of zombies shopping on the mall. We try to go unnoticed but the Girl freaks out and the zombies run at her. They grab her and one of the zombies skins her arm while saying "What a nice jacket!" with a Return of the Living Dead kind of voice. The rest of us try to get behind the horde so they dont notice us, and we start to make a plan to go back to the saferoom, but a zombie with the top of his head cut off grabs the Guy from behind and says "soda pop" while pulling back the guys head, breaking his neck and opening his throat, which coats me and the Clone full of blood. At this moment i was completely freaked out (i really wanted to wake up but i was scared that if i did open my eyes the nightmare would still be there). I start to freak out and the Clone does the same, so we both run away. The clone keeps running while being chased by a horde of the ghost-zombies and i try to go up some stairs and jump of a ledge into another ledge where they couldnt get me. The ghost-zombies notice me and start screaming "expired!" while throwing shoes at me to make me fall. I manage to climb into another ledge and run for my life, just as i start to wake up because i didnt know how to go back to the saferoom. This was one of the most bizarre nightmares i had in mi life. I was sweating by the time i woke up.

Lord Heliocentrical, King atop the Sun.

Two Lone Swordmen: A tragic opera play with two blind and deaf swordmen as the main protagonists. Both of these swordmen dreamed of having a duel with someone who could challenge them, but due to a stroke of destiny, they both became unable to see or hear, and now they roam the roads together hoping to have one final confrontation, neither of them knowing what the other is after. Next up: No skin crew.

Prove that dinosaurs had feathers. Then it will either dissapear or gain the ability to fly. Black Dragon Kalameet keeps kicking my ass, even when hes grounded by Hawkeye Gough, what should i do?

I would gamble some money. After that, i could choose any path i wanted. Maybe try to change the world. What would your do if you didnt need to sleep, or eat, or poop?

"Im not even 25% done with the movie and i need to make 10 more Game Dungeons by the end of the month"