Hi there,
long time watcher, first time poster here. On the subject of Poland: I live in Berlin and ride my bike to Poland every now and then. I can think of more reasons than just love and internet (if those really aren't enough) why anybody would want to go to our neighbour and stay there.
Poland sometimes has that stigma of being backwards, rural an cannot into space. While quite the opposite is the case already, the country is also on the fast lane getting ahead of the competition. Quality of life is better than in all other Warsaw-Pact-States, except Czech maybe, which is on par. Technology is just as advanced as in the west, cities are usually clean.
The landscapes, ooooh the landscapes... This might be special for a german dude only, because here you can't go for more than 10 km without some sort of settlement interrupting the nature. But Poland? Hell you can get lost there. If you like offroading a little bit, you can go to whatever direction you like and soon say to yourself: "If I crash here, nobody will find me ever!". There are roads in great condition that go like snakes through forests for miles and miles... and I only scratched the surface so far, I usually keep it close to Odra river.
Some more minor reasons:
- cheap cigs (no tobacco though, which sucks)
- great food, if you like it savory and meaty. Excellent quality too, not manufactured by shit like Monsanto
- beautiful women
- great vodka
- I don't know polish people living in Poland personally, but I am a Counter Strike player and the polish community is full of bros, they make up a large portion of my friends list
So yeah, great choice Ross!
P.S.: Wow, I didn't know US ISPs suck THAT MUCH. This country of mine is capitalist as fuck, but I get 25/10 kbps for 25,- €
P.P.S.: You have to make the movie.
P.P.P.S.: Dat awkward look on Ross's face during the facial hair segment.