Peran

Inexperienced.

Banned for riding a dinosaur through an area with a lot of civilians.

Ennui.

Banned for thinking about stopping at a hotdog stand once and then deciding against it.

Dungeons and Dagons: A tabletop RPG based on the literary works of HP Lovecraft. I'd honestly totally play that.

Finally figuring out what tiny line of insignificant code caused the giant stressful bug.

Hostbusters. A documentary following the hardships that have befallen many TV hosts throughout their years.

HEY MAN, THAT'S NOT-oh hold on it has to be a ban Banned for HEY MAN THAT'S NOT COOL. Actually banned for accidentally stealing a spatula after using it to save someone's life in a grocery store and then walking off into the sunset.

Banned for not respecting my right as a human being to have the opinion of hating ice cream filled hot air balloons. Gosh.

Banned for using a hot air balloon as an escape vehicle after pulling off the most sophisticated ice cream heist of all time.

There is at least one planet in our solar system.

Forty-six.

Banned for creating a paradox by inventing a time machine and then going back in time to stop yourself from inventing said time machine.

It is difficult for me to find something entertaining these days. Most shows, movies, games, even Youtube videos are largely just recyclings of the same stuff I've been seeing my whole life. Barely anything interests me anymore. I remember watching the first episode of Freeman's Mind seven years ago. I was fairly young at the time, just starting high school. I had a lab write-up I had to do for Biology detailing the growth of bacteria over time and my conclusions on how the process could be sped up or slowed down. I didn't feel like doing it. I tried to find something to distract me from it, but I was having a hard time, because everything I found was either old or copies of older things. I don't fully remember how, but that was when I stumbled on Freeman's Mind. It caught my eye almost immediately. The concept was unique, as far as I was aware. I was hooked, I wanted more. Oh, I definitely got an F on that lab write-up, but that class can go to hell. I'm not going to go for the overly sentimental route and say that Freeman's Mind has made me who I am today, but it's definitely altered the way I play games and my sense of humor. A lot of people are saying that they're sad that Freeman's Mind is over, that they have an empty feeling inside. Some have even cried over it. I'm not sad that Freeman's Mind is over. I'm happy that I got to see it, and I'm very proud of Ross that he finished it. With almost every online series I've ever enjoyed, the creator has gotten bored of it and gone on an indefinite hiatus that they never came back from. So Congratulations, Ross. I wish I had your drive and focus. I thoroughly enjoyed Freeman's Mind, from start to finish, and I'm looking forward to seeing what content you produce in the future. It can't have been fun to pour so much time into it for so long, but you did it. You did it, man.

Languorous.

Banned for going to an elementary school career day assembly and convincing all of the children to want to be a technical writer instead of doing something creative with their lives.

I'll take dying a lot, because it implies that I have several lives to live. A complex machine with a lot of moving parts that doesn't serve an actual purpose and uses a lot of electricity, or a calculator that encrypts every answer you try to get using a simple shift cipher that isn't too hard to decode, it's just time conusming?

Banned for not having enough watermelon Jelly Belly candy canes to share with the rest of the class. I mean, come on, man. The class has, what, 25 people maybe? It looks like you're pretty set on the watermelon flavor, but each box has 12 candy canes, four of them being watermelon. Let's assume you wanted to horde all the watermelon flavored ones for yourself, that leaves us with 8 additional candy canes per box, to feed 24 people. You'd need to buy 3 boxes. The boxes are only $3.18. If you would've just spent $9.54 (not including sales tax), you could've not only made all of your classmates feel indebted to you through the social law of reciprocity, but you also could've avoided being banned and gotten 12 of the watermelon candy canes for yourself. Next time think it through.

Drawing a humanoid onion wearing a Ghostbusters uniform.

"I'm smiling and I am also wearing an eye patch."

Before, I wasn't here, but I am now. I'm not a huge forum guy, so realistically I'll probably float through a few topics, get distracted by something else, then forget this forum exists for half a decade and come back. Hi.