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Reverend_UshankaCat_

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  1. Money Monster (2016) - 5/10 Acting and cinematography were great, but story and writing sucked. Too bad really, I think the premise was good and could have been a bit like a Die Hard in a TV studio, where halfway through you find out that the villain is actually the good guy.
  2. Sony and Microsoft activate a self-destruct mechanism in their old consoles to get people to buy their new ones.
  3. Banned for not acting like a supervillain.
  4. Apathy.
  5. Granted, nothing makes you laugh. Ever again. There was a movie with that premise, I think it was called "Death Bed" or something! I wish people would stop telling me to get a driving licence.
  6. Ketchup. Because it sounds like "Catsup" as said by Sean Connery. Jelly or Jam?
  7. Skyrim, the classic version because the new one won't run on my PC.
  8. I shall accept your challenge with a video that never fails to make me laugh! cuMSuZEncsc
  9. Crappy Hitboxes: I noticed this in Far Cry 2 recently, but also in a lot of other games. Sometimes the hitboxes of certain objects are completely unreasonably large. Imagine you sneak around with a sniper rifle, take cover behind a tree, wait forever to line up that perfect headshot, but when you pull the trigger, you hit the air in front of you and everyone gets alerted to your position.
  10. I want this for Christmas
  11. I would say that I can enjoy pretty much everything post-Wolfenstin 3D. I'm very picky about stuff that isn't 3D though. Except for Tetris. Everybody enjoys Tetris.
  12. A Hunter from Left 4 Dead. Running around, screaming really loudly and tearing people apart with my claws! Mwahahaha! I've asked this question before, but I just find it really interesting for some reason: Would you rather get eaten by a Panda with rabies or your best friend?
  13. Granted, but they melt every time they are turned on. I wish I could jump really high and fall from extreme heights without getting hurt!
  14. Drink
  15. The site is actually dedicated to photoshopping a fat cat into artwork from all periods.
  16. I'm listening to what sounds like a mysterious, very loud ice cream truck jingle. A strange thing to hear in mid-October.
  17. Those are the happiest and also saddest kinds of dreams. My last night was plagued by nightmares. There's one I remember in particular. For some reason, it was set in the mental asylum from Terminator 2, except it was bigger and a lot darker. I was Arnold himself, the Terminator, and Special Forces Teams had surrounded the building and entered it. John and Sarah Connor said they were going ahead without me, so I would catch up with them later. So just as I was about to leave myself, I see a vision of the Special Forces Commander person guy saying something about "Phantom", like it's a secret weapon they're sending in. Despite being Arnold friggin' Schwarzenegger as the Terminator, I didn't feel any safer than if I had been just a normal person. So as I was walking through the building, I suddenly see something very quicly moving past me that looked like a person in some kind of black morphsuit with a few green LEDs on it, like it was some kind of prototype invisibility suit or whatever. Anyway, this thing runs past me and for some reason I decide to ignore it. Shortly afterwards that turned out to be a bad idea, as I can suddenly feel it right next to me. At this point I kind of wake up, I'm in my bed but I can't move. I have my eyes and mouth open though and I feel someone tapping my shoulder. I still can't move at all, but somehow manage to say "huh?" and move my eyes to look at the person, which was just a black silhouette. The silhouette whispers something to me that I can't understand. I ask "wha?" and suddenly the thing moves backward extremely abruptly making some sort of chirping noise, at which point I finally manage to move and look at the place where it just stood, only to find it gone. So yeah, that was pretty scary. Hallucinating phantoms.
  18. The bad news is you now look like Joseph Goebbels. Good News: We can now colonise Mars!
  19. Oh man. I somehow managed to beat all 3 schools in SA with all gold medals. Took me AGES because it's partially literally just about luck. OT: Hitman Absolution
  20. Sweet! I got a friend of mine who is a great artist to draw my avatar. I originally suggested it as a joke, but she actually did it and it looks pretty amazing. I will upload pictures as soon as I can!
  21. Bad news: They're getting a taste for human flesh. Good news: The problem of Homelessness is being solved!
  22. Folding an Origami Crow with white paper, because who on earth has black paper at home? That would be a cool Vigilante name though, "The White Crow".
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