Reverend_UshankaCat_

"Hey look, I have a tail now! What do you think?"

Bad News: It's CarnEvil Good News: You're going to be the star of your own TV show!

Some people say that the flat earth theory can be disproven by the moon. Ha! Everyone already knows that there's absolutely no evidence of there even being a moon! Also, how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real.

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Sitting in a course where we're supposed to learn about CAT tools (pun intended ha ha) but instead we're doing bugger all at the moment because everything the teacher touches somehow tends to explode or catch fire.

That must be one of the Harry Potter games. I've never played any of them, but I'm going to guess... Prizoner of Azkaban. (Also, mine was from The Getaway, which has some of the best writing I've seen) "Donna, your eyes are... wicked awesome!"

Who the hell was it? Rasputin? EDIT: So... this just happened. I think something went wrong.

For some reason in my head I'm reading this quote in the voice of the guy in the village from The Chosen - Well of Souls, although I can't imagine that's where it's from. So I don't know, sorry. "What the Jesus bloody Christ do you call this? There's enough claret spilled here to paint the entire fucking town red! We're not the A-Team, sonny!" "What's your problem, Mac? I just pulled off more collars in half an hour than Operation Trident did in two years!" "Who do you think you are, Rambo? This is London, not fucking Hollywood!"

h-9UvrLyj3k It's bizarre, a little scary, but for some reason I like listening to it.

Banned for having a colourful avatar.

This is why I don't play TF2. The teams are always stacked.

Doors donate door-dropping laptops and overpriced poisonous demonic candy to the Vietnamese.

9/10 - I really like it!

Do it! Beards are cool. I wish I could grow one.. Meanwhile, I'm growing my hair out again because I want a Travis Bickle-like mohawk.

I feel like repeatedly hitting my head against a brick wall. I don't know, I feel so weird. I wanna cuddle, but at the same time bash someone's brains in with a hammer.

For some reason, today's trainride made me extremely aggressive, to the point where I had to hold myself back from giving certain people a boot to the face. I can't even tell you exactly why, I just saw so many people who look like the personification of everything I hate in the majority of today's society. There will probably be a bigger vent about this in the near future.

There's this trend in Germany right now, of people who don't recognise the federal government and say that the real Germany is the German empire, which of course still exists. As you'd expect, these people are usually on the verge of (or beyond) being complete nazis, not just because they're overly patriotic, racist and xenophobic, but because they believe in their own little mythology. Now you could fill the entire thread with just their right-wing bollocks, but my favorite would have to be Norbert Schittke (whose name is pronounced exactly as you think it is), but who gave himself the title "Fürst Norbert R. zu Romkerhall / Ritterhof aus dem Haus Schittke, Hannover, Windsor, Herzogtum Sachsen-Coburg und. Gotha" and sees himself as the true Chancellor of the German Empire. Yes, this guy thinks he's the new Führer. But that's not even the craziest of his beliefs. So apparently, we are at war with 64 different countries right now (64 translates to pretty much every single country though). And of course, there are aliens, more specifically creatures from the star Aldebaran, who visit earth as diplomats because they want to team up with the best and strongest people. This includes none other than Adolf Hitler himself, whom they brought to their home planet(/star) which has basically been turned into a nazi's wet dream by now. Our new Führer claims to have had a nice little chat with an Aldebaran representative himself actually. Also, the Dalai Lama is a good friend of Adolf Hitler, since he helped him build several entrances to the interior of the earth, where a lot of people are living right now.

There's a German Heavy Metal/Hardcore Punk band with the lovely name "Japanische Kampfhörspiele", which translates to "Japanese battle audio dramas". But that's a band name, so it doesn't really count. The only good song titles I can think of are "I Wanna Pierce My Brain" by the Rubber City Rebels, which is a pretty good song actually, or the wonderful "Miso Horny Pt. 1 & 2" by Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra, and of course "Day of the total armageddon holocaust" by Christian Death Metal band Horde.

I used to be extremely picky, I wouldn't eat anything that I thought looks funny. That changed though, when I went to a cruise through Russia, where I couldn't/didn't want to order anything different. I even ate squid! And hey, you're not alone Rarity, last time I ate at McD's I vomited later that night. Okay, the half bottle of vodka I drank within half an hour may have had something to do with it.

Bad News: They only do because they enslave the world and make everyone work for them 24/7, meaning that nobody has time to play them. Good News: That game you really love is getting a sequel!

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Court. (Because of an essay I spent 4 hours writing, not like I went to court)

I accidentaly violated my "no red meat rule" and now I feel weird. That also made me realise that I need to learn Italian.

Thanks mate! I'm actually planning to make this mod now. I won't make it a Half-Life remake though, the Black Mesa mod already satisfied everyone's remake needs. So instead, it will be a giant spaceship that's come under attack by hostile aliens! I'm still not past the brainstorming phase for story and gameplay elements and I haven't even started on the ship design yet. So if anyone has any good ideas and would like to help, gimme a message! (It will likely be a mod for HL2 Episode 2)

Speaking of games that have better scenery than gameplay, I'm wondering whether you've heard of Remember Me before! It's probably the most beautiful game I've ever played, and I can recommend it for that alone. The gameplay is... well, it's okay. There's a thread on this very forum discussing the game (and it includes a review I did!). I'd say it's worth a look at least, I have a feeling you might enjoy it - and it would make for a great Game Dungeon episode too.