Reverend_UshankaCat_

Holy Almonds, My Monitor Reeks! KAESE

Ross' face should be an emoticon. Its like a mix between and

Vampire Infestations Cause Terrible Rashes. PHFLR

I am Dave ! Yognaught

Raptor: All Of The Shadows Sequel to the first game, this time with all shadows!

I was eating a cheese sandwich and then something weird happened and then I had a large chuck of bread stuck in my nose for several minutes until finally I managed to sneeze it out. -true story.

After beating Burnout 3 I will now get 100% completion in GTA San Andreas without using cheats. Although it is not required for 100%, I also got all gold medals in the Driving, Boating, Flying and Biking Schools and unlocked this beauty right here: (Big image is big) Even the GTA Wiki says So now I will be the cockiest bastard for the next few weeks.

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bing gave me this.

Einfahrt freihalten

Last night I finally beat Burnout 3. I used to rent this game from the store or borrow it from friends all the time when I was a kid, but I never beat it. So now, several years later, I decided it was time to go back and finally finish this- So I bought the game, lost my sanity playing it, but then, last night I beat it and won every single gold medal and now I'll be the cockiest bastard for the next few days.

I totally agree with Binky - although this conversation would probably fit better into the "Serious Discussions" thread. I think that preaching shouldn't consist of yelling "Let Jesus/Allah/Buddha/Mentos in your heart, or else you will ROT IN HELL!", instead it should be more "If you want to be a good person and show God that you are a good person, then go out there and be a good person! Help at your local homeless shelter! Do some volunteer work for a good cause! Smile at random people and wish them a good day!" Also, religion isn't supposed to be a reason to fight, but a reason not to fight! If someone hates you, make them your friend. How else would you get rid of the hate, by killing them? You don't need to be religious to know that's crazy. Also that Bible... that's another bad way to approach it. You can't make people read it by giving it a "funky new cover, which is totally cool! (Do kids these days still say cool?)". They will read if they want to, and they will want to when they see that it has a positive effect on people. Show them a positive effect! This Reverend says: Don't spread the word of love, spread love! Be nice! Be happy!

Cats are awesome! I had another weird dream two days ago. I was in this medieval dungeon or something and there was this catwoman-like supervillain in a tight leather outfit who locked away a bunch of people I know, probably to kill them all. I'm not quite sure what happened then, but at one point I started spanking her, and then I woke up without a shirt on. It was a good dream.

Director's name is Tommy: The Room

It's just a step to the left.

"Now there's an additional knuckle joint added to my tentacle thing." -Ross Scott, 2014

I once had a really odd dream, which started with me waking up in my bed, in my room, with my mum telling me to get ready for school. So I got up and packed my schoolbag, when suddenly I woke up (inside the dream). Again I woke up in my room, my mum told me to get ready for school and I packed my bag, but this time I was Nicholas Cage. Really. So while packing my bag I suddenly get kidnapped and wake up in an old empty warehouse or something, in a small bathtub filled with water. Yes, I was naked. There were a few other people standing around, minding their own business, but there was also one guy sitting on a chair next to the tub, looking at me. Then I woke up AGAIN and I was STILL Nick Cage and I had to go through all the stuff from the previous two dreams AGAIN, but this time I asked the guy on the chair where I was and he screamed that everybody should leave and then told me something about them being vampires and that they sucked out all my blood except for some on my kidney. I then woke up for real. This really happened, and for like a week afterwards I was not sure if I wasn't really Nicholas Cage. The dream was probably a weird combination of me seeing the 2008 movie "Wanted" and the best scenes of "Wicker Man", starring Nick Cage.

I burst out laughing when I heard one of the "German" guys at 13:23 say "Vat in ze vorld cud ze nazis be bilting at ze church?" I love German stereotypes!

Oh my god, I LOVE this game!

Battlefield: Bad Company! "I GOT THIS, NOT A BIG DEAL!! ...ah shit."

I read somewhere that putting "-CPUCount:1" in the launch options for SimCity 4 on Steam stops the game from crashing. Sadly I have the non-Steam version, so I can't confirm that

ℕ/ℚ Explosions make everything better! Except for Battlefield 3...

Hey, uh... I don't know if this is the right topic, but the download links for all movies on the site just redirect me to the front page. Anyone else having this issue?

German subtitles for Episode 0 of Freeman's Mind, again based on danielsangeo's English subs. Subtitles for the hologram and the scientists are based on the original German version of the game. Sadly, the German version of Half-Life is a mess (for several reasons), so the subtitles might be completely out of sync sometimes. What I mean is that an 8 word sentence spoken in the video can be a a 16 word sentence in the German subs. Anyways, feedback is appreciated! Deutsche Untertitel für Folge 0 von Freeman's Mind, wiedermal basierend auf danielsangeos englischen Untertiteln. Die Untertitel für das Hologramm und die Wissenschaftler basieren auf der deutschen Version des Spiels, die, wie ihr vielleicht wisst, leider ein Chaos ist (aus verschiedenen Gründen). Aus diesem Grund können Untertitel manchmal viel zu lange sein für das, was man im Video sieht. Ein im Video gesprochener 8-Worte Satz kann zum Beispiel in den Untertiteln zu einem 16-Worte Satz werden. Rückmeldungen wären nett! freeman_s_mind_episode_0_ge.srt