Reverend_UshankaCat_

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I remember having a nightmare once that was so bad that I actually consider this moment the worst of my life. It wasn't scary on an immediate sense (I mean like getting chased by a monster), it was psychological. And those are the worst kind.

(Kennt jemand eine bessere Übersetzung von "I'm in the zone"?) diary_of_a_zombie_ge.srt

I'd love to help, problem is ze accent. And the fact that my voice sounds really annoying...

Ken Has Overly Red Nipples. ATMFK

Currently being really pissed at some drunk guy who pissed in my back yard and after kindly being asked to not do that again flipped me off. So my reaction was to tell him to "use a f****** bathroom, you disgusting f***". You might not think this is a proper reaction, but you also don't have someone pissing on your property. He then tried to act all tough in front of his "bros" and told me to come down there and say that to his face. I didn't. So he showed me his arse instead. About an hour later he pissed all over the place again. Please people, don't drink.

I Believe Freeman's Mind Sucks. (No, I don't) NOWAY

Experimental shows? Awesome! That's how Freeman's Mind started out! And we will get two more videos before mid-July!

Annoying.

Confusion.

"Nein, das ist NICHT cool, Dave! Erschieß nichts, was gefilmt wird!" I tried really hard, but I couldn't find a proper German translation for "outreach", so I just called it the "Civil Protection Christmas Special". I hope that's okay. Ich habe überall gesucht, aber keine passende Übersetzung für "outreach" gefunden, also nannte ich es eben das "Ordnungsschutz Weihnachts-Special". Falls jemandem eine bessere Übersetzung einfällt, sagt bitte bescheid! civil_protection_-_christmas_community_outreach_ge.srt

It turned into a big discussion in the "Vent" and I think its an interesting subject. -What are your opinions on Feminism? -When does someone turn into a "Feminazi"? -What are some examples of what you think is sexism? -Most importantly, how can gender equality be achieved? (I'm almost afraid of having an opinion since people seem to get really passionate about this and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.) I personally think the media is very responsible for sexism. Women are on average be weaker than men, I don't doubt that, but the way some films/shows/games/books present them is just ridiculous, although it is often very subtle. A good example is the movie "Jurassic World". I went to see it two days ago and I can really recommend it, but I remember one scene in which the female protagonist (played by Bryce Howard) saves the male protagonist (played by Chris Pratt). Pratt is getting pummeled by a small bird-dinosaur-thingy and Howard shoots it off him. That alone would be okay, but my two main problems with the scene are: 1. When Howard shoots the dinosaur with that tranquilizer-rifle, she shoots it about 5 or 6 times, despite it being knocked out already. 2. After that, she breathes in deeply and looks even more scared and confused than before. Of course that would be realistic behaviour for any person who just shot something, but when you put this realistic behaviour next to the unrealisticly badass Pratt instead of showing that even a woman is capable of "badassing-up" in such a situation, it creates a contrast that makes the woman look even weaker than before. Another thing that gets mentioned often is that protagonists of... anything, are always overly attractive and pretty. Some people forget that its not just women who get exposed to unrealistic ideals though. Again, look at Jurassic World: Of course we have Bryce Howard, who is a main character because she is attractive and beautiful, and we also have Chris Patt, who is a protagonist because he is muscular and manly. Then we also have the two nerdy supervisors, played by Jake Johnson and Lauren Lapkus, who are both not as overly attractive and therefore are reduced to rather minor roles and comedic relief, even though the look, you know, like normal everyday people. This creates the illusion that you need to have the body of a topmodel to be successful, since otherwise you will just be comedic relief for the rest of your life, and that is sexist towards women and men. So that's my opinion of feminism: Bryce Howard and Chris Pratt are unrealistically attractive

What would my title be? Hmmm....

Treasure

Hi, welcome to Germany. THEY CENSORED FUCKING FLATOUT 2 AND FLATOUT ULTIMATE CARNAGE. THOSE ARE RACING GAMES ARE THEY SERIOUSLY TOO VIOLENT Here's something I posted in another forum:

Again a topic which would fit better into the "Serious Discussion" thread. OT: THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING BIRD IS RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND IT WON'T SHUT UP I CAN'T OPEN MY WINDOWS ANYMORE BECAUSE THAT NOISE JUST MAKES ME WANT TO STAB SHARP OBJECTS INTO MY EARS IT'S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR DAYS PLS SEND HELP

Chair many

Scrambled egg with A LOT of pepper.

Mediator (INFP-T) "Comprising just 4% of the population" Wow, I feel special now!

Das klingt wie ein Auftrag für Batman! civil_protection_double_feature_ge.srt

"You go from burning little things, to slightly bigger things, to even slightly more bigger things, to things that are a little bit bigger than the things previously that you burned, and then you go for things that are even more slightly bigger than the things you were just burning, and then you go for something even bigger, just ever so slightly bigger than what you were just burning that time before, and then you can burn, like, a tree."

Felling rather stupid after trying to shave my hair into a mohawk and failing. Being bald feels weird.

Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead Sequel to the first movie, where a group of friends go camping all alone and then get slaughtered by Nazi Zombies! In this one, the only survivor of the massacre gets back to civilization- but the Zombies follow him. He also has a possessed arm now which keeps killing people against his will. Very enjoyable horror-comedy, costumes are AMAZING, effects are great and lots of blood and gore! The comedy felt a bit cheap sometimes and there is some really dark humour in there (little kids getting run over by a tank, etc.), still I had a great time while watching. I give this movie 60/72

PJanc3-a320 The most beatiful song I've ever heard. (Ignore the cheesy video)

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