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And so is "cuticle"

I think poems are considered art, so here's one I made for school a few years ago: Everyone had to write a random thing on a piece of paper and then give to another person, who then had to write a poem about it (might also be a good idea for a Forum Games thread!). Anyway, I had to write a poem about sponges. "Sponges exist, and why would they not. Sponges are boring, they're boring as fuck. I wrote a poem 'bout how much sponges suck and the poem ends now, which is everyone's luck."

Germany's alcohol laws are known for being among the least restrictive in the world. I suggest you give the Wikipedia article a read, but here are some of the highlights: At 14 - minors are allowed to consume and possess undistilled (fermented) alcoholic beverages, such as beer and wine, as long as they are in the company by a Custodial Person. At 16 - minors are allowed to consume and possess undistilled (fermented) alcoholic beverages, such as beer and wine without their parents or a legal guardian. At 18 - having become adults, people are allowed access to distilled spirits, beverages containing distilled spirits, and food products containing non-negligible amounts of distilled spirits. I feel like the problem with alcohol is that some people drink only to get drunk or because they feel like it's an important part of being at a party or whatever. One of the stupidest ideas I have heard recently was "Alcoholic Architecture". I've read reports about people complaining about high humidity, not being able to breathe properly and the taste not being good anyway, but the worst thing about this is that the point of it is just to get drunk, instead of enjoying a drink. I sometimes drink a bit of alcohol, but only because of the taste. I was only drunk once and after realizing how much of an annoying dick I was I decided to never get drunk again. On Subject #13: I think that if parents do it right, they can raise a child properly and teach it respect without ever getting physical. I was never spanked as a kid and I still very much respect my parents and all people in general.

I like creepypastas/horror stories, can't wait to read yours! My favorite creepypasta was called "barbie.avi" I think, but some of the creepiest stuff I've read so far were stories of real unsolved crimes.

Enjoying the wonderful, cooling rain, which is a nice change from the dry, hot weather we've been having recently

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I tried the NVIDIA 3D mode on some games again after watching the video, and I can certainly see what you mean. I did get an increased sense of depth perception on a lot of them, which looked awesome, especially on Half-Life 2, but I only got the "sticking out of the screen"-feeling on Just Cause 2 with a first person mod since that game was made with NVIDIA 3D vision in mind. I used the red/cyan 3D glasses, which messed up all the colours and made it hard to see a lot of times, but I still think it was cool. I think the game that immersed me the most with 3D mode would have to be Dirt 3 though. I used the first person perspective and I literally felt like I was inside the car. The track I raced on was really dark and the glasses made it even worse, but it still felt so REAL...

Eating a big plate of fish & chips!

Somehow you just inspired me to write a poem! OT: Feeling like an idiot after throwing away some cutlery. The dishwasher broke and because I was too lazy to fix it stuff became moldy. I tried cleaning it by hand, but it was FUBAR, so I figured "Meh, I have enough knives and forks anyway."

One of my favorite games, because I fondly remember my brother kicking my ass in the harbor level in multiplayer when I was a kid. What started out as the PC port of the previous Bond game The World Is Not Enough For N64 and PlayStation turned into my favorite first person shooter for the PS2 (the game was also released on Gamecube and Xbox). It was the first Bond game not to be based off a movie, and although I'm not a huge fan of the movies, I can certainly see the developers were, since everywhere seem to be small references to the movies, or thing inspired by them. Gameplay-wise it's nothing new though, just a generic FPS where you can use some fancy MI6 gadgets, with the occasional driving or rail shooter stage. But of course the soundtrack is what I want to focus on here: It was composed by Don Veca, who also worked on Dead Space, some Lord of the Rings games, and many more. He also plays in a funk/jazz band, The Bacchus Brothers. What I love about this soundtrack is that when you listen closely, you can always hear parts of the original James Bond Theme somewhere in there. Here are some examples: Now, like Ross, I love finding stuff hidden in a game's files, and somehow I found A LOT of music in this game that was never used, some of it apparently from when it was still supposed to be the PC version of The World Is not Enough! Also, some of the game's music gets interrupted by cutscenes before it finishes, so if you don't get into the game files, you'll NEVER HEAR THE ENTIRE SONG. Some games have music players as an extra, where you can listen to the entire soundtrack from the game, but I think this one would have needed it more than any other. I love this soundtrack. If there is anyone else out there who wants the missing music from the game, just message me!

Real Dudes play Minecraft! PETER

I remember a small part of my last dream, me and some old school friends who I hadn't seen in years were having an airsoft war around my house. I already knew I was going to win because I found a good hiding spot behind a car where I could shoot through the windows > (I'm cheap like that sometimes). Anyway, just before the round started, I heard a sound above me. I slowly looked up and saw a rubbish bin dropping from a window above. I quickly jumped away (even though it would'nt have hit me anyway) and saw a guy with some missing teeth and crazy eyes and hair (basically your stereotypical loonie) stick his head through the window. I ran inside my garage, where I saw an old friend of mine. I told him "DUDE, CHARLES MANSON JUST THREW A BIN AT ME!" What is my subconscious trying to tell me?

Not used to this hot weather. I'm all sweaty. Don't like the sun. Want winter back. Feeling the random urge to go on a cruise down the Danube and stay in Bulgaria for a while. World's most annoying bird waking me up half an hour before I was supposed to.

Spintires, a game I find very relaxing somehow.

(I'm only going to list games I have actually played here, since I feel I can't really judge others just by seeing someone else play them.) Some of the games I'd put in this category are: -Lost World: Jurrassic Park on PS1 (It's been a while since I've played it, but I remember terrible jumping puzzles and confusing levels (although you could eat your enemies as a dinosaur, which is really cool) -Burnout: Paradise (The game shows you a bunch of cool cars and then says "Nice cars, eh? You wanna give em a try? *game slaps your face* WELL THEN BUY THE DLC!". The biggest insult is that the "Ultimate Box" contains only one, ONE single free DLC. And that is a few bikes. In a Burnout game.) -The Payday games (Okay, don't kill me, please, its just that... put that knife down. Its just that shooting cops for half an hour with guns that really don't feel satisfying and then constantly being reminded to buy more DLC isn't fun. I've tried to have fun here, I really did! But I just can't and I don't see how others can) The winner would have to be "Homefront" though. Unlikeable, undeveloped douchebag characters, Regenerating health, "2 guns only"-rule, nonexistant storyline, EXTREMELY RESTRICTIVE, every single cliché you can think of, extremely pretentious, 'Murica propaganda, EXTREMELY RESTRICTIVE, boring, annoying characters with really badly written dialogue always telling you what to do, you are always with these characters too (there is only one part in the entire game where you're on your own and it consists of fighting through a church),... I can write an entire essay on what's wrong with this game. P.S.: Oh by the way, the game takes 3-4 hours to beat and ends just when things would have gotten interesting.

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Well I can't help you get the text files, but I'd love to help translate it! I have already translated a few subtitles from this site into German, so I guess I have some experience

2372 - I finally get my driver's license. I then realize I'm 375 years old.

If you're not allowed to kill nazis in video games, you might be living in Germany. (Seriously, this is pissing me off)

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Destroy All Humans! “This still seems like a good idea, right guys?”

Hey, I got a coupon for 75% off of Goat Sim, but I don't want the game. Is anyone else here interested? If yes, contact The Amazing _Reverend_SmileyMilk_ on Steam within the next few hours! (Sorry for the Spam) OT: "I am literally almost not quite halfway 50% done"

Half-Life 2 Beta! "Man, I gotta lay off the pills, I'm seeing shit!"

This is literally the 7th German subtitle I have submitted and I have mentioned before that I live in Germany, so...