Reverend_UshankaCat_

Hey Ross, the last Screenshot contest was pretty fun. Is there going to be another one anytime soon?

I just got a new Ushanka for my collection

It was actually Heavy Metal headbanging, but it's alright now, as it turned out it was just a screw that got loose. Yes, I had a screw loose.

I headbanged too much and now my glasses broke! I only have one lens now, so I can see half-clearly and half-blurry. Really strange, kinda trippy.

A dog. Nah, just kidding, a cat. And not the kind of cat you see in YouTube videos doing funny stuff either, just a lazy, boring cat that does nothing but eat and sleep all day. But hey, I feel like that answer may have been a bit obvious, so same question again for the next person!

Something that bothers me is when games give you no health bar. I don't really have a problem with Regenerating health in general, some games have regenerating health but also give you a health bar and it works really well! But in so many games you only see the screen get covered in blood and hear your character make orgasm noises until your health regenerates. It's not like it is more immersive that way either, it's just stupid.

I'd be Umlaut, the Jester from CarnEvil! Hey Indiana, maybe for the Freeman cosplay you can get some Oxycodone.

The Red Faction Guerilla Soundtrack. It's really quite nice, sadly you don't notice it that much during the actual gameplay.

Is a really nice guy!

Psychotic Ninja: English DJ known for extremely fast and loud electronic music. Popular at raves.

I'm a bit guilty of this too, I think. Especially because the cat in my Avatar is female, and I'm not.

-Reads something interesting, wants to reply -Takes a really long time to write reply -Realises he doesn't even really have anything to say -Deletes reply, moves on

I just completed about 100 Freeplay targets in Saboteur. And then the game crashed. And nothing got saved. I'm feeling a bit frustrated right now.

Welcome back! Yeah, let's revive the creepypasta thread, I haven't read any good ones in a while, and I am a fan too.

Army of Darkness on Blu Ray!

Selfsurprise realises that magic isn't real and that he just covered his fort with dirt and set it on fire. I wait for it to burn down and then throw him off the hill. UshankaHill is mine once again.

Power Glove. It's so bad. But I like the idea. Rock 'n Roll All Night or Party Every Day?

The Excellent And Mighty Scott! SCOTT

Surprise.

Fly to Vietnam. And then kidnap a Vietnamese family and bring them back to the UK, then open a restaurant and force them to cook. Voila! A Vietnamese restaurant. I want to drive a dune buggy through a postapocalyptic wasteland, but I have neither of those things!

The White Cookie! I throw chocolate chip cookies like Ninja stars. My car has cookie-shaped wheels :3 My biggest weakness is being exposed to milk for too long.

Agent Smith became a skateboarder and now does some sick grinds on the side of the stage while simultaneously playing the guitar. Programming is magic. Next: Monster Magnet

Serious Sam BFE. Seemed appropriate considering the heatwave we're having here.

Happy Birthday, my Psychotic Ninja friend!

^Jumpscares are just the cheapest thing, I agree completely.^ Another thing I hate is something that a lot of modern first person shooters are guilty of: You always have at least 1 or 2 douchebags with you who can't stop giving you orders. I'm going to call it "Homefront-syndrome", because Homefront is the worst game on the face of the earth and this is one of the reasons why. You're never allowed to do anything by your own pace, no, you always have to run after or wait for two idiots with bad dialogue who will only talk to you when they need to give an order (for something they could very well do themselves). "Miller, follow me! Miller, shoot that sniper! Miller, get to cover! Miller, breach the door! Miller, we need you defending us with the MG42! Miller, Open that valve! Miller, cook me some breakfast! Miller, grab that rocket launcher! Miller, shoot the tanks! (I think the Homefront guy wasn't called Miller, but it's not like he has a character, so it doesn't matter anyway.)