Elsie Dawkins vs. The Blob
This is a Space Station 13 story. It takes place on Yogstation. If that means nothing to you, don't panic, I'll write this as if nobody's ever heard of it. It's not quite an MMO, but it's close enough. What follows is, as best I can remember, the truth. The parts I couldn't remember I filled in with logical (if mildly embellished) events.
(Super-long story alert!)