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Gaben isn't a divine being that gives ridiculously good steam sales, Peran. You're just being paranoid

Gonna a take a stab at this. Jasmine Jams good Jazz with Joy

Wasted

Savings bonds Guitar or Drums?

Your finger gun can't destroy ships, BTGBullseye. You're just being paranoid

Hmm.... Since Daniel's thread merged with this one, are we still going to follow his game rules, or go back to calling Freeman paranoid? Just asking in case of confusion

Banned for being a green cthulhu (sort of)

Nice! Bruce can't type faster than the speed of light, Daniel. You're just being paranoid.

?? Care to explain a bit more? For example, you're the person above me now right? I'd post something like: "Half-life 3 isn't confirmed, Austin. You're just being paranoid" EDIT: You can look up some examples on some of the posts on page 11 of Ross's post of episode 68

Then there's the "you're just being paranoid" from Ep. 28. Hmm, which reminds me, who's up with the idea of a forum game based on that aforementioned bit? It'll be a bit like "ban the person above you", but with a twist

That.. was.. amazing.. He didn't even think. Just shot. He did the same thing in episode 39 right? The "fool me once, shame on you" bit after he shot Barney. I remember falling off the chair, laughing that time. My favorite part has got to be the moment he saw the rocket launcher in episode 44. The change of voice to a tone of reverence, then later the change of character to a medieval knight is well executed, and funny as hell!

Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude is probably the worst game for me to beat. Mostly because of the minigames, it was a pain in the ass trying to finish one of the minigames. I only liked it for the humour and "other" content.

Banned for being unbannable (or trying to be unbannable)

banned for bringing something new to the conversation (and for the sake of banning someone for the opposite reason the person above me posted)

Banned for enjoying insanity.

I've read that book too. I'd recommend it to anyone who likes history, particularly during the WW2 era Lyrics? Why not? Anyone can post their favorite lyrics too

Hi Everyone! So. Umm... the questions says it all. What's your favorite quote and/or poem? Here's mine: "Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." - Frank Zappa In my opinion, this quote really says a lot about what's happening here in this earth lately. Alrighty then, what's yours? EDIT: you can also quote a lyric from your favorite songs too.

Flaws? Hmm... Let's see... I suck at being sociable, which frustrates me to no end, i have difficulty holding a conversation, i lack confidence in myself all the time, i'm afraid of rejection after falling for this girl in class, but never got the nerve to ask her out. I tend to act like an ass when i don't want to, and i sink into depression every once in a while. So yeah, these are my flaws.

"Fucking road runner zombies, man! The other ones were annoying, but these clock in at like forty k-p-h! How the hell do they even run that fast? They don't have any muscle mass! They look like they were bred in a lab, then dipped in vats of acid before being released into the wild. You know, I have to respect what seems to be the evolutionary process here. I mean, just look at the old ones. They have those huge claws, so they're clearly supposed to be predators, but they're also slow, clumsy, and make a lot of noise, which makes them really shitty hunters. When you look at it that way, it actually makes sense that they'd die out, and either the species goes extinct or they're forced to evolve into something that's better suited for survival. But the thing is that should take thousands or millions of years! I was supposed to be dead before these things evolved to the point of being a threat! This is just another example of how reality is fucking with me; even evolution is moving faster than it should just so the universe has a better chance at killing me." Mind if i add something for the poison headrabs? "Oh great, now these facehuggers are venomous. My life is complete! What more can i fucking ask for? I can't believe i'm saying this, but Evolution sucks! The Universe sucks too."

Guitars. The smile of a girl i'm head over heels for. Long drives in an expressway after midnight with the radio playing old music.

Hmm... How about "Welcome to Accursed Farms. Please hand over your sanity to the nearest farmer. Your sanity is not allowed in the vicinity""

Here's another one: Upon trying the gravity gun: GF: What does this do *pulls object* Awesome! i gotta have this on my apartment. This will come in handy. Now how about this other trigger *launches object to the air* WOW! This is even better than my butane-powered tennis ball cannon i made when i was six. (i read somewhere in Combine Overwiki that Gordon made a butane-powered tennis ball cannon at the age of six, so i thought i'd throw it in) Playing fetch with D0g: Alright! Extreme hi-tech fetch. Let's do this!

Shoot, i almost forgot to post something after signing up. Anyway.... Hi, i'm Alex. I'm 18 years old, from the Philippines (home of that cooking show Freeman talked about in the crate smashing room in ep7, but that's a different story). I've been a fan of Ross' work since 2010. I'm a fan of album oriented and prog rock, I sometimes do gigs playing bass and drums, usually family gigs though. If i ever did something bad here in the forums, I'm really sorry. I'm a kind of guy who tends to screw things up unintentionally. Anyway, i hope i'll enjoy the company here in Accursed Farms, look forward to what Ross has in store this year.

Well, it is finished, and that was one heck of a battle there. I liked how Ross even showed some "behind the scenes" on how he records the footages and the bugs he encountered throughout recording. And the alternate ending. i don't know about you guys, but the ending somehow reminds of the Gman Squad. Anyone remember that?

Here's my attempt in doing a FM2 reaction. It ain't much, but it's the best i can do. GF: Zzzzzz..... Zzzz..... oxycodoooone..... GMan: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. GF: Who said that? Oh, it's you. Shit, i must have slept again. There goes my job, i guess GMan: Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world could have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. GF: My hour? What the fuck are you talking about "my hour"? GMan: The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. GF: Look, can you cut the ominous crap and tell me what the hell is going on? GMan: So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes. GF: Wait, COME BACK HERE! Wait, why am i in this train? What the hell am i wearing? WHERE'S MY SUIT?!?! The bastard. He said i earned that suit. First, the helmet, now the entire damn suit. How am i going to survive being shot, and prove to everyone i'm awesome if all I have is this blue pajama that everyone here in this train is wearing?