Sorry I'm late to the party! If this is still being worked on, I'd like to make a few suggestions:
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So, do I still have __? Yeah, I still have __.
So what's this? __ Freeman? Oh... shit they know my __!
No, lasers, aliens, I just flat out have __.
But see, I'm willing to __ my problems.
But I'm a great salesman! Hi, I'm selling these great used __!
What is that? __!! Next stop, __! You can have the __!
I don't like how liberal this guy is about firing __ inside an underground __.
As long as he stays down, I don't think I need to do a __, I'm not at that phase in my life yet.
Follow my advice and you'll __ just like me! *ha-hyuck!*
I'm gonna need a __, I'll check in with Eddy, he can probably hook me up with something.
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Ambassador Pineapple
Bees
Anti-Scurvy Machine
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Ninjas understanding quantum mechanics