Rocket Propelled Gordon

Oh, sorry, thought it took place modern time. Time to go slap myself.

I always imagine him just kind of thinking about it for a while, and then he says fuck it and jumps in without listening to what gman is saying at all.

Xen wins because they have gargantuas literally SPITTING OUT OF FACTORIES. GARGANTUAS. GIANT MONSTERS WITH FLAMETHROWERS FOR HANDS. HUMANS: 0. XEN MONSTER ALIEN GUYS: 1,000,000. In all seriousness though, I think that Gordon would (assuming the above opinions are based on fact) Gordon would likely just have his weapons confiscated, and (let's just assume that he's coming clean) has the blood of dozens (if not hundreds) of US soldiers on his hands. In other words, Gordon gets busted for life, and if all of the world's armies stuck together to fight da aliens (HA, yeah right, especially not with all this ISIS crap going on), they'd have a pretty good chance of winning, so freeman is stuck for life. Game over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGa0Dfwu0Kk Creation of the humanoids! Power to overwhelm and destroy! YOUR FEELING OF HELPLESSNESS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND SAVAGE! God, I love RA2. Hours spent on trying to find that redeployed MCV that I have been trying to destroy hours before.

I hope you all realize that there is a potentially large possibility that Nihilanth is the one controlling the gravity, the floating platforms, etc. For all we know, the moment you kill the baby fetus monster, all the floating platforms are falling into the abyss.

Can someone lock this thread? I'm going to take it as 'this thing isn't going to happen anytime soon unless someone decides to give me a lottery ticket and I win it.'

Believe me, I'm really, REALLY glad I asked.

So, uh, any update on freeman's mind? Not to rush, of course.

I'd most likely import the food from both Canada/Alaska and from eastern Russia, again using money from investors. I'm putting way too much hope on this investor idea. But, may as well try it..

As long as there are fat people, there are starving children.

Hey guys! Not to go offtopic, but: http://www.milweb.net/webvert/73996 Someone (and I don't know who) is selling an ICBM from the cold war, complete with launching controls. The lulz ensues.

Woah, woah, woah! I never meant for this thread to become a flame war or anything. I just wanted a civilized topic about me creating a micronation on an island somewhere, never meant to offend anyone.

"Liberal democracy is a form of government in which representative democracy operates under the principles of liberalism, i.e. protecting the rights of the individual, which are generally enshrined in law." Anyway, as for your other points, yes! No way in hell will I ever be able to afford an island; investors are the way to go for this one. As I said before, the hebrides is a good place to start, as no one lives there and thus no one would be effected by loosing it. EDIT:The Outer Hebrides has 50 uninhabited islands. Alot of these islands are uninhabited due to the difficulty of reaching them. This would give us a defensive advantage, because unless they go by air, we're practically invincible in terms of sea defense. As for your post on Military, I suppose we could invest in some soldiers-for-hire, sounds easy enough to me.

It doesn't even necissarily have to be St.Lawrence. The outer hebrides west of Scotland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outer_Hebrides There are many, MANY uninhabited islands that will suit our needs. Whatever works; I just know that I want to do this, so that humanity won't go insane with all this drama going on in the middle east.

I am a fish. Eat me.

Some day, me and a friend of mine are going to start a Liberal-Democratic island funded by investor's money on St.Lawrence Island. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Lawrence_Island Essentially, we will import food and water from Alaska/Canada until we are self sufficient. As stated before, this micronation will be Liberal-Democratic (Variant of democracy; wherein the people or citizens of a country elect representatives to create and implement public policy in place of active participation by the people.). Funding might be actually likely given by rich men, due to the fact that if a deal goes sour/they need a nice vacation spot, they can go here. Taxes will be fairly low, since we are running a fund-based Micronation. Once we are self sufficient and no longer need funding, taxes will steadily go up to a lowish-medium. Money will be in both US Dollars and Euros respectively, with their values equaled. Since alaska does not actually USE St.Lawrence for anything in particular, they will most likely care less about it, and buying it will be a piece of cake. Given the fact that I am under 18, and thus unable to create a micronation, it will be many, MANY years before this can take place. Since this is the place where people moan and complain about problems in the US, I figured some of you may want to move somewhere where there isn't any corruption/bias. St.Lawrence is a cold and harsh island; be prepared to bring some winter gear. Copied and pasted from Wikipeda: Daily max 12 °F (−11 °C)(January) 20 °F (−7 °C) (April) 50 °F (10 °C) (July) 34 °F (1 °C) (October) Daily min 3 °F (−16 °C) 10 °F (−12 °C) 41 °F (5 °C) 29 °F (−2 °C) Hunting will most likely take place once we become self sufficient; military growth will be unnecessary, because since we will likely be such a small micronation, larger nations 'have bigger fish to fry'. Did I miss any important details? Let me know in the comments below! I have never done a post like this before, so suggestions would be great.