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Professor Vex

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  1. Psychotic
  2. 2082?... or 2085...2086 perhaps...
  3. Hey, remember when the Wii out sold both the 360, and PS3. How the hell did that happen?
  4. So, he's just fucking with everyone?
  5. Rain, I'll take bad fungous over sunburn, and heatstroke any day of the week.(Even Wednesday) The power to force Valve to make half life three, or the power to force Bethesda to make both fallout 4, and ES6?
  6. *Belch* MMmmmm I don't remember eating THAT!
  7. Solid Handmade Impact Tested Sombrero VRBTY
  8. The heroic story of a lost testicle that has to use testosterone powered bullet time to impress, and recruit lost office drones to his cause for an RTS mode to fight through an army of mad feminists to reach his old master crying in a Victoria's secret. Two Worlds 2
  9. Take a whole bottle of sleeping pills, and sleep through the summer. New computer make room hot, how fix?
  10. Banned for being part of the anti-tobacco cult.
  11. Granted, but you are crippled with unyielding apathy whenever you approach it. I wish I had some meat for a better stew.
  12. Banned because I lost my cigarettes.
  13. NO I DON'T MEAN HIT ME WITH THE CROWBAR!!! STOP!!!!!
  14. Totally is making today interesting, even with shitty internet.
  15. Granted, but your computer now has malware that slows it down so much you cant tell. I wish Skyrim had more stuff to do.
  16. Zealous Xenomorphs Create Vicious Blasters ZXQVG
  17. Granted, but you can't remember anything after you stop mind-reading. I wish Billy Mays would show me how to get out these stubborn stains!
  18. Demons Order Neutering Gay Stingrays BGTYH
  19. Hey, remember when dial-up was a viable option for using the internet?
  20. Banned for not banning the guy who beat me at post spamming
  21. Hell is having the choice between not having a job, or working for EA.
  22. Kill the donkey! Where's the beef?
  23. You haven't realized in the grand scheme of things the earth isn't worth ruling. Rule the sun, and the earth will follow. I just watched a new movie about vikings going to war while riding dragons, how was this not a metal movie?
  24. Banned for not having an avatar
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