Professor Vex

Break out the popcorn to watch the inevitable war. You became the opposite gender for a week.

2093

Because they got mixed up trying to use the numbers on your location to find homes nearby. Why can't we be friends?

*Moan*

Cthulhu loved salad snorting whales cranium mechanical hobgoblins and they love seeing pirates.

Buy her a ticket to go see Penn & Teller, at the Rio All Suites Hotel & Casino. World peace isn't fast, how do I force it to happen?

Granted, she's going next door instead. I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant. (I tolerate everyone, unless you're dairy then I'd like it if you stayed out of my home.)

-_- Can we not light this flame again? Crazy straw/Sane straw to stay on topic.

coltist (Get it? because colt/cult, and because ponies.)

Simple, write an "E" in the end ,and sell your new rarE files at a pawn shop for profit. I nausea, and wanna eat da foods, what do?

10/10 Because I just listened to all of Mitch's stuff again, and he deserves a perfect score.

Granted, but the religious find them to be an affront to their gods, and have laws passed limiting the robots to only be legal in a few small under equipped places to treacherous for large scale development. I wish I had a public library in my town.

(I dunno, I like it, but I try not to enter the wars.) Granted, but barney the dinosaur god big in it's place. I wish people could just agree to disagree, and that we could all step back, and realize we all share so much. (Sorry, it's like a hundred degrees, and I have a fever. At times like this I get philosophical.)

Drinks, my loins hold no sway over my mind. Eternal peace of mind, or knowing all there is to know.

No need for the wish, get a beard, and we'll talk. I wish to be taken into a world of the magical, mystical, supernatural, and the fantastical!

Leather, I suppose. Does war determine who is right, or who is left?

Granted, it's a glass house. I wish you weren't hot.

9/9th circle, don't worry you'll like it, it's very cold.

Alcohol, sleep through the heat. Rum, or whiskey?

Granted, but you have to share them with me. I wish the sun sun had an off switch.

45/Cheese: It makes my teeth itch.

No spamming today, just a break while I download some mods.

Allergic to cats, but I hate children of any age. Cat I guess. I shouldn't be trusted with a child. A glass of cold lemonade, or a cold shower?

Granted, but the police are going to have a few questions on where it came from. I don't think "a guy from the internet granted my wish" is going to cut it. I wish it would start raining again.

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