Professor Vex

Granted, but the job requires you to receive all instruction in broken English. I wish I could speak to my subconscious self.

The year half life 4 is released. I do not know this number, but I pick it.

Electrocution, I'd like to be able to talk about it later without druggies telling me about their bad trips. No emotions, or hairpin emotions.

2134 - The year of no new hats in TF2, many weep, others don't notice.

quantum chromodynamic gauge invariant lagrangian

8/10 slept though the movie, but dig the pic.

Ponder on the ramifications of the unlimited becoming finite... and then ask a real scientist if it would affect me personally. With that information in hand I'd cry, or forget why I ever cared(y'know whichever fits). if the world was in danger, and the only way to save the day was to dress in neon spandex, and a cape running around town yelling "Swoosh!"?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-everyday-things-that-make-us-way-angrier-than-they-should/

Nostalgia makes everything taste better, even inedible music when it's rendered by a NES. Why are crows circling over my house?

Vodka

Remember when the apocalypse was "totally gonna happen this time"?

Banned for making an over-elaborate question in the Q&A thread.

Granted, but this causes everything to get rusty, household electronics to malfunction extremely often, and crippling fungal infections for everyone. I wish people would stop falling in love.

I offer him the sticks then while he's confused with the gift from his enemy I'll break into deep uncontrollable sobbing, and as he decides what the hell is going on I eat him. (When the zombies, apocalypse, or abnormally long power outage comes I'm killing myself) (✿◠‿◠) What's your favorite kind of cake?

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Buy a rubber suit. if everyone became immortal, but not invincible, and you are tasked with keeping the population in check as more children are born than the world can handle.

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Weave my body hair into makeshift coverings. If you got a one way trip to the past. (You're not allowed to go back within your lifetime)

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Turn off the TV, and go to a park. Look at birds, and playing children. Then you'll get arrested for being a molester, and you won't hear the news in jail. My new PC doesn't have a blue monitor cable, and this monitor's HDMI sucks...

People are stupid, and drugs are illegal. Why the hell do I want a sword? I don't want to hurt people, and it wont fit in with my decor.

Granted, but... fuck man... I come on forum games to cheer up I don't wanna think about that... *sigh* Okay, attempt 2: Granted, but everyone on earth becomes over the top goodie two shoes. (Like this: http://youtu.be/V-C768jZX6s?t=7m48s) I wish politics wasn't a thing.

Because I've been pumping caffeine infused gas into the atmosphere for about 3 years now. Why does my liver hurt? I didn't drink that much last night.

stalled

2095 - the number of licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.