Professor Vex

Laugh at priests "I felt the hand of god, and I did it through bitching about him." If you were given the chance of immortality through a machine at the loss of your body?

Granted, but you get downsized as those were 90% of the traffic. I wish people wouldn't trash my house when I'm not around.

tedious

9/10 Close to some smart people. Great for kids. -1 for the screams of the damned keeping us up, but we think we can get used to it.

So what you're trying to tell me with this political thought experiment is that YOU CAN'T BEAT THE STAIN FIGHTING POWER OF OXI-CLEAN! Hi Billy Mays here to show you how you can take the strain out of stains. Simply add one cup of Oxi-Clean to your wash, and see washed out colors spring back to life. BUT WAIT I can here you at home saying "Billy, that's all well, and good, but you're dead!" Dead before, but now with the power of the Reddi-Reani Kit I'm back on my feet! That's right it can bring ANYONE back from the dead! Have you ever wanted to kill Hitler yourself? Well now you can! Call now! It's only 19.99! That's right! Only 19.99! Here's how to order: Call 1-800-F4K3PH0N3 to order, just pay separate shipping, and handling.

I find large amounts of alcohol solve my problems for minutes at a time... Then I lose track of what the proble- HEY I'M TYPING HERE, YOU'RE THE PROBLEM! *I get my ass kicked by the mirror that fell on me that I mistook as another dude.* Face full of broken mirror, how get sexy goat to watch chickens while I go to hospital?

Remember when pennys weren't a drain on the economy?

fastidious (One word a sentence does not make, BTG.)

Banned for wiping my influence from the front page of Forum Games AGAIN!

42, because I just read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy again. (Never fails to make me laugh for hours at a time, why don't they use it to teach reading to kids?)

Do I have to smoke it? If I do then the first. If I don't then the second(I'm down with people smoking weed, but I don't like the feeling of smoking it myself). Windows phone, or Blackberry?

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Because driving could be dangerous, and wearing seat belts wont help enough to make it even 1% safer. better to teach them not to drive then teach them how to do it safely. (I love this analogy TOO much.) Where the fuck did god leave all of this convincing evidence all the priests keep telling me about? (srsly I've googled it, and I cant find it. They say if I join their club, and pay them 10% of my earnings they'll show me, but I don't wanna.)

Fuckin' awful. 0/10 would not bang.

I've got 15 gallons of gasoline, a flare gun, two big boxes of M80's, and a death wish. I think we can think of something more interesting...BOOKS!

Burnt Lumber Utility Networking Technician. FLAME

Go down to the hardware store. They sell seeds in the gardening department. No one has posted on most of these topics in weeks, how do I revive them?

Hey remember when creationism was being taught in public schools? What silly backward times those were. Oh, wait...

Itchy (Take good care of your liver)

Is credit to team!

eleemosynary

You, a sassy makeup artist with a wise cracking Jamaican monkey, must develop a makeup style to make solders appear to be as scary as possible. You must use blood, mud, grease, and just a bit of blush to impress the judges(Ryan Seacrest, Larry King, and Duff-Man). If you succeed the US army will adapt it into all combat platoons, and you will win the chance to kill Snookie with a gasoline soaked chainsaw. Frozen Synapse

Banned for thinking one can ban without thinking about thinking thoughts about pondering of the mental mastering of the mind's imagining of subconscious conclusions derived through constant cerebral conundrums that cause positive pontification on the purpose of banning people for not thinking.

Because Chaos Theory is an asshole who like nothing more than fucking with our poor mortal minds. What is the last book you read?

I'd start by going back, and untyping the last few posts I made, before unwatching the new episode of freeman's mind. Then I'd use my Medi-gun in TF2 to wound my allies a bit, but not enough to kill them. Before long it'll be dinner, and I shudder how that will go. if you grew a pair of wings?