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Professor Vex

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  1. 191144
  2. Granted, however, none of them get along, and thus block access to opposing ISP's making multiplayer gaming impossible. I wish Billy Mays was still alive.
  3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E--R1n3O_m4
  4. 2171 - Someone finds Atlantis, but it's buried under a giant pile of lost socks, pens, lighters, wallets, keys, remotes, and Soviet nukes.
  5. Belgian League of Agricultural Guilt Humanization RGNTH
  6. Getting blown up in your avatar. What ever happened to people just liking things without needing to qualify their opinion? (It's an opinion Steve! I can like what I want! I don't make you explain why you find midgets sexy!)
  7. Neo Intuitive Solitary Leprechaun Telegrapher YGTBK
  8. Siracha. Why's the rum gone?
  9. 2168 - A set of revolvers are made that are so bad ass all wars halt for a trip to the gun store.
  10. Most phones have a feature to block phone numbers you don't want calling. I have one more tooth then I should have, how do I fix this with duct tape, and WD-40?
  11. Remember when you could make furniture out of all the free AOL CD's you had?
  12. Honorificabilitudintatibus
  13. Fragged
  14. #BullMoose4Life
  15. Chiappa Firearms Rhino 60DS
  16. Black Sabbath with Ozzy. Savory, or sweet for an afternoon treat?
  17. Larry Kings suspenders/Late night talk show host accessories
  18. Ucky Star A sci-fi comedy focusing around a space janitorial team sent to clean a star.
  19. 687
  20. Take the time to record it, and how it came to be. So when it inevitably ends people may know how to revive it, Very Marxist. If you found a secret room in your house filled with chained up corpses?
  21. Granted, you may now shred away your flesh, and salt what remains. I wish the city would stop having dudes chainsawing down trees at 5 in the morning.
  22. Banned for using a word with more than 3 syllables. This is a 'MURICAN forum... probably... fucked if I know.
  23. Granted, there's a bag of fox guts on your table. I wish for a bacon.
  24. (Railguns always made me want a chain gun that fires actual chain links at high speed.) Remember when there was a big fuss about Halloween being "evil Satan worshiping"?
  25. Granted, all the forces of the universe are now weakened immensely, the universe is screwed, and scientists are too tired to be fascinated by it. Politicians claim it's all lies before they fall apart. I wish I could use my old Moto Razr, and still have the functionality of my smart phone.
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