Professor Vex

8/10 "Very... toasty" WGSDHSt0ZxM

Hey, remember when you didn't have to worry about people doing T̶̢̡̲͓̱̳͋͋͆́͆͝H̴̝͕̯̦̙̘̎͒̿̽̀͝I̷̧̮͔̲̗̯͂̀̇̌̑̾Ş̵̡̛̛̹̮̪̠̆̓̽̈́ (I promise not to do it again. Just for demonstration purposes.)

31173 "elite" Down with 1337!

Smoking my new E-cig. Yes, smoking. Vaping sounds awful.

Banned for figuring out my plot.

1. Jackie Mason 2. Jackie Cooper 3. Jackie Gleason 4. Kim Chan 5. Eason Chan

Regal

Heat the skillet for 45 minutes over a lighter, and then rub it on your cat. My beard appears to be made of snakes, a little help?

Cthulhu loves to ride whales with magical hobgoblins, and they loved smelling privates.

The team behind Duke Nukem forever is tasked with heading valve for the upcoming Prequel to HL1(a Wii exclusive) where game-play consists of using the motion controls as a pen to write a 700 page master thesis in theoretical physics at MIT. Valve also announces that this games sales will dictate whether they continue game development, or focus all their efforts on TF2 hat making.

I like how his avatar has a rockin' beard

It's gone, but now the pain is replaced in your mind with the sound of raw meat being hurled down a gravel driveway constantly. I wish my beard was made of cotton candy.

2076

8/10, but could still use more cowbell...

Kale, sure it's good for you, but it's so bad you can't keep it in you Whats the closest writing device in your home?

Banned for making up 15.31% of the posts on this topic.

IT WAS THE TUBA I TELL YOU, THE TUBA!!!!!!

(ᕗ ಠ益ರೃ)ᕗ ┬━┬ Why on earth would I copy that? When did I copy that? I'm so confused....

I have to say. Ross saved my fourth with this one. My Hard drive fried, I had to cancel all my family visits, my AC stopped working, and fireworks throughout mocking me. This video(, or three however you look at it) saved my sanity while I was slowly moving files in a DOS screen to an external (it took me nineteen hours total so I got to watch all of the game dungeon episodes multiple times). Thanks, Ross.

Some wonderful guy who decided the whole neighborhood needed to know why mufflers are a thing. Behind that I was listening to the MegasXLR UST.

Just decided my "Read all the prior posts" rule isn't going to get me far in these over 400 page threads, and brushing my hair. Because tangles suck.

Alright *Cracks knuckles* I have followed a rule since the don of the net, and it dictates that I never post before reading all the context so after going through 62 pages of: Vampire Succubi, Ponies, meeting vegetables, Multiple world domination plots, PONIES, PC gaming, Cheese, The merits of soda analogies, Magical equine demon fans, Physics jokes, Anti-bronyisum, The ramifications of fail trolling, Favorite classes, Furries, People leaving(With a suitable soundtrack), Bomb-cheese, Cookies, cake(This many Valve kids, and no cake 'til page 40?), Triumphant returns, Edger Allen Poe, Currency exchange rates, Random non-English posts, Dangerous Dyslexic Designations, Grammar Nazis, And Print Welcome 30 goto 10. I think I'm ready... First, My name: You can call me Professor. I can't make you, but I'd like it. Second, I am a Brony (Not a huge one, don't get nervous) Third, I made an account back when the site got overhauled, or a little bit after I think, but I forgot the login, so this is my fresh start. Fourth, I've been a fan of Ross for quite a long time(how long would be hard to say). Fifth, I live in Kansas; I don't like it, but it's cheap. Sixth, I'm not a huge gamer, but I do play through Half-Life at least once a year. Seventh, I'm a tobacco rights activist. Eighth, I write, and draw, but doesn't everyone? Ninth, I dig giant robots. Tenth, I think people need to use the word "groovy" more often. I hope that I wasn't too cheesy in this introduction. It's hard to not feel like a fifth grader introducing himself to the class when you make an introductory post. Edit: I just noticed that it was a month of quiet before me, and the dude above me showed up. Weird...