Professor Vex

Hot... I mean... how you derail from that? surly no one coul- So I just got a new alienware anyone have any opinions on that? Surly this wont.... (¬‿¬) ... Derail into a war about how over-priced they are....

Hail To The King! 10/10 for nostalgia trip.

Moles Against Jesters Eating Steaks F K D M V

Damn you Larson... I now have to go over all the lyrics from the show like it's a serial killer's cypher.

Wondering if the guy above me knows he posts while he sleeps.

Suppressed .308 cal bolt-action rifle, (20 round magazine, Picatinny top rail for scopes) Because the other option could easily give me a pile of rust with a trigger, and so oddly specific I have to pick it! :3 Stormcloak, or Imperial

Eternal life with constant incurable pain, weakness, and hunger in a large empty plain covered in mountains. Extra points if all you can hear as you hike through the wastes is the faint echo of civilization over the mountains to crush your spirit with every mountain climbed.

Capital ಠ_ರೃ

Your problem is probably a small piece of glass wedged in your urethra. How u breath? answer fast!!!

Yes, but only when not in uniform. How do you Kℯℯ℘ it ℭlassy?

Banned for not sharing the cocaine.

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9/10 R.I.P. Mitch you mad bastard. (╥﹏╥)

Hey, remember when you could smoke anywhere?

Valve seeks legal action against Ex-Machinima Directer, and freelance artist Ross Scott for use of their game footage for profit. (I'd cry man...)

1. jackie ch- wait I got this, okay redo 1. Jackie Cha- Oh ffff 1. Jackie Chan....'s shoes 2. Jackie Chan....'s pants 3. Jackie Chan....'s house 4. Jackie Chan....'s dog? Did he have a dog? 5. Jackie Chan....'s.... erm.... Shoes?

Cthulhu loved to ride whales with mechanical hobgoblins, and they loved smelling pirates.

Is amazing at throwing the box in the trash, and burning it in front of the stockholders to prove how cutting edge (he, she, it?) is.

2079

9/10 Excited Dash makes me smile : ) Also BTG(Is that what I call you?) I don't mind. I know the amount of pony crap on the net is a bit overwhelming.

HEEEEY!! QUIT LOOKING AT ME AND GET OFF THE TRAIN TRACKS!!!!

Granted, but it can only be seen when the thread is loaded on a hacked Sega Dreamcast I wish this god damned alienware wasn't filled with the last users malware, or a talking can of re-fried beans.

I did have one of the best days when with a small group of acquaintances I got a phone call, after the other person hung up I pretended to keep talking to him for a minute before screaming: "I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY!" Then I sat down all nonchalantly like nothing had happened, and within seconds we all started laughing. My website's 404 page used to say ERROR 482: Someone shot the server with a twelve gauge, but I stopped paying to keep it up...

8/10... Eight out of ten... Eɪɢʜᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛᴇɴ... Єїgнт оцт оf тєп... Yes, I agree with it's message.