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Alyx: "Ya! Burn em!" Gordon: "Jesus Christ, Alyx! They were people once, remember?" ______________________ Alyx: "Zom-B-Q!" Gordon: "Man, I hope Mrs. Vance had life insurance. Ha-yuk!"

Freeman will give people shit for referring to Xen as the borderworld between dimensions, and will insist on using the term universes instead

"What in the fuck is up with all these Chuckle Brothers mugs? Was this just an in-joke that managed to fly over my head? I mean I'd get it if it was Monty Python, or Doctor Who or something. I figured the facility's personnel would be full of THAT kind of nerd, but the mother fuckin Chuckle Brothers? Last time I checked, this was New Mexico!"

Freeman's theoretical relationships with the Half-Life 2 characters Kleiner: Taught Theoretical Physics at MIT. Got him the job at Black Mesa, which he still wouldn't have turned down if he had foresight. Barney Calhoun: Didn't hesitate to start killing things when disaster struck, and had the competence to successfully escape. That puts him in the upper echelon of facility personnel. Eli: "If everyone here had your attitude, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place." —Freeman

I hate it when Hopeless Suitor characters try to be sexual. (In fanart or otherwise.) It's like, if they could pull that off convincingly they wouldn't be in this mess, you know?

"Fine scientist, Judith. She was up for your job at Black Mesa but you edged her out with your Innsbruck experience. " "Oh, I'm sure she was the best cart pusher in her state."