Seattleite

Well, I got if off Google. I can find it again. Also, I don't pirate anything I can obtain legally, or obtain a suitable alternative to legally.

Banned for banning a confused person.

Banned for thinking that's an argument.

7/10 Okay... That's about enough cowbell, Mr. Ferrell. (I'd do it myself, but my copy of GIMP appears to be corrupt.)

Banned for mentioning the sexual preferences tab. It's glitchy on a windows brain, sometimes acts like default instead of the defined setting.

8 for animation, 6 for spazzy theme, 4 because blue, 2 for being a pony. 5/10 overall.

11/10 I gotta have more cowbell!

I bind it to "T". I use it all the time, but I don't get achievements because I like to put my gun away when I'm not using it and not point it at people I'm not trying to kill. Especially since the default "down" points it right at people's crotches instead of away from them and as a gun guy that just irks me. I just missed "blast from the past" and "two points" because of it.

Why the fuck is impulse 200 a cheat? Damn Valve doesn't want me to roleplay, does it?

Banned because dammit, I walked right into that one. (And I said virtual memory. I just need to find the settings for the paging file. Where are those in a typical brain, anyway?)

Machine gun. lSDYUkZemBk

Banned for clogging my mind's virtual memory.

Banned for enjoying insanity.

Banned for not having an avatar.

Well, I've only ever played ARMA II and it drives me fucking batty. I Only got it for Day Z anyway, but I figured if I was paying for it I might as well play the main game.

What is that, ARMA? If you think ARMA is actually realistic, you're high. It just has crappy controls and a heavy camera bob that makes it look like 90% of your mass is in your head. The game's just an instant death fest otherwise where one bullet kills everything right away, and we've already covered why that's bullshit. It's about at realistic as Rainbow 6 otherwise, which is to say not at all.

There's no such thing as a realistic army shooter. This is leaps and bounds closer to reality than they are, and that's saying something.

"Hey, does this remind you of anything?"

And it works on the SMG CPs, but not the pistol ones. In fact, it's just the pistol and melee attacks it doesn't work on. What the hell.

Odd... In works on some enemies, but not CPs.

Banned for not getting me and SNL restaurant reservations.

Banned for making a dated reference.

Vortal Combat. lcFdB1lTIRA

Version difference? I don't use the crossbow as much now that I have Half-Life Source. (I have the original on my old computer, loved the crossbow as a kid. Loved anything that didn't fit the setting it was in as a kid. Crossbows in a sci fi, lasers in a modern war shooter, guns in a space opera. Loved it all.) I guess I can try pinning something in Source.

Well, we've never had this many people pushing for it at once. It's the #1 progressive priority in the US. (And the $100 was just off the cuff.) And as I said, I don't expect it to work, but I want us to try.