Seattleite

Caster is a fun little fantasy indie game nobody ever heard of that was a blast to play but took all of two hours to beat. The game has a fantastic electronica soundtrack that totally makes up for its tiny campaign, and while I rmember these best in context they're good even without any. Here are a couple random samples. Youtube can take you from there. AK5WWMO4DH0 Rf_fKhLYgjM bIzLM8awv8Q

Just something straight out of my childhood. It's a mecha game for Win 95/98 that features a salvage mechanic (determined by YOUR actions!), custom weapon loadouts, a playable flyer, and some of the best mech gameplay I have ever seen. Fast-paced, deep, placement dependent combat with short and long term concerns and AI that puts Mechwarrior to shame. The voice acting is good, the music is catchy, the interface and HUD is entirely diegetic (and varied from cockpit to cockpit) and between mechs, loadouts, pilots and the command screen every mission can be approached a thousand different ways. It has its flaws (WHY can't the other pilots use flyers?), looks its age and the highest difficulty is somewhere between "challenging" and "murderous", but the gane is still fantastic to play no matter how old it gets.

He's entertaining.

Baby's back, can't talk. (I remember copying this from a conversation with my girlfriend, who is talking about her nephew, to explain to a friend of mine why I was going to be out of town today.)

Coffee Mug.

Fuckaluckadingdong... (I think that's from the Pick of destiny. I checked my clipboard, my omly other thing is a picture of a cat pushing another cat's head in the food bowl with the caption "Where's the money, Lebowski?")

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http://www.fukitol.com/ Been getting my fix of this lately. Shared this with my girlfriend this morning.

8/10. Cute. Especially the eyes. I'm super weak to cute. About the transparency: Thank you. I still can't use it until I get access to a computer, which should be about a week, but I appreciate it.

6/10. Not a pony person either. (And to BTG: My computer broke. I can't add the transparency from my iPod and I can't afford a new computer yet. Even when I do get a new computer, I won't have photoshop anymore.)

6/10. Not big on photos myself. Especially for avatars.

Hey you, got a popsicle?

8/10. It explains so much.

Banned for calling periods "points". And not knowing what an ellipsis is.

Cute/10. Also, three times repitition. Again.

1/10. AAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAH!

B'nned fer hatin' on transcribed accents.

Banned for hogging the thread.

Banned, along with ShouldBeNew. Stalemate: Three times repetition.

(Okay. Bad start. Your supposed to be replying, using a different pop culture reference. Like if I said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor.", one valid response would be "Challenge accepted!", and another would be "A quick jog if the planet wasn't broken." The How I Met Your Mother and Sonic Unleashed references both reply to the Lord of the Rings reference, instead of simply adding to it. Also, to make it a bit more expedient, please put the reference in quotations and list your source The Trenches style.) "Chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody!" Blazing Saddles reference.

Each person makes a pop-culture reference, in response to the person above you's pop culture reference. Nothing is too dated or obscure. All forms of media are acceptable sources. They have to make sense as responses to the previous line. They can't be another part if the same reference. No making them up. Link if challenged. I'll start. "Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and... Smell the ashes."

I... What? Seriously? Where do I live? Where does "Seattleite" live? Wow. Just... Wow. I mean, it's IN my handle, you shpuld be able to figure it out. And I really do look young. Like, 16. And when I have my natural energy, I am too energetic to hold still and act "like an adult", so they get the "teenager" thing lodged in their head before they see my ID. Then they choose their predisposed notion over physical evidence, as people tend to do. They'd do the same with their idiotic idea that gunshot wounds to the head are guaranteed, immediate, instantaneous death, and assume I'm lying about my head wound even with a visible scar and a doctor's note.

I doubt that would help. People seem to care surprisingly little for documentation nowadays. I have a separate issue where I look really young after I shave, so when I try to, say, but a bottle of mead for my girlfriend, I get the cops called on me because they think my ID is fake. Which, of course, it isn't. And if a state ID identifying my DOB as 12/18/92 doesn't convince people I'm 21, I doubt a doctor's note is going to convince people that I survived a (totally survivable) injury everyone (idiotically) thinks is instant death.

Banned for not using a crowbar everywhere.

No, but I'm still functional. So at least I have that.