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Granted, but they're incapable of using lethal force. I wish I didn't have to go to Yakima today. (Adjectives for this trip: LONG, BORING, HOT, CRAMPED, MISERABLE.)

(Good to know what you're doing, Pest.) Alone.

They have a firm handle on their own computers and their own networks, alright? That's ALL they need.

(That sounds disturbingly plausible, but it's still better than nothing at all. In time, religions change. And since the internet exists, religions don't just change anymore, they die.) Granted, but all the books are religious texts. I wish I had the power of creation, and could make anything I wanted and even change that which exists to suit my whim. (Once again, have fun corrupting godhood.)

Granted, but in so doing we lose all the progress that comes from those conflicts. I wish we had real, functional civilian robots that couldn't kill anyone and could convincingly look like humans and play the part just enough to fill the roles required of them. (Have fun corrupting THAT.)

The knowledge, please. Peace of mind will come later, through the knowledge. Or maybe it won't, but if not, then it holds no meaning. Alaska in January, or Texas in July?

(I have a beard. Do we still have to talk?) Granted, but it's one of the dark and grizzly ones. I wish MLP never got popular, so I didn't have to hear about it from its fans OR its detractors. (It's a fucking KIDS SHOW, why do people get so worked up over it?)

Left. Sex one time, or all the drinks you can drink for the entire day?

Granted. But your heat increases to compensate. I wish you didn't think I was hot.

(No, alcohol in the heat could kill you.) ...You got me. I don't like either. But I guess rum, since it's easier to cover the flavour of it up in a soft drink. Fur, or leather? (Again, in the current weather conditions.)

(How is that a downside? The supply is endless, yea? I wouldn't mind sharing them with you, and in fact the whole world.) Granted, but it's in the hands of vampires. I wish I had an empty house so I could go around naked and not sweat myself to death anymore.

Lemonade. Harder to keep me away from the shower anyway. Caffeine or alcohol? (Again, considering current weather conditions.) (Also: I'm not allergic to cats, but I also love children. And I'd take the latter myself on account of the heat making holding my cat intolerable.)

(I have a penis. It's been in vaginas before. I'm pretty sure that situation can be resolved with an explanation involving those things.) Granted, but it's raining blood. From a lacerated sky, bleeding its horror. I wish I had an endless supply of cold, hydrating drinks.

HOT.

Apparently. And Vex, can we not do this again today? I'm really tired, dehydrated as I'll get out, and don't really want to do anything serious. A long spamming game would just be too much right now.

(Hey, we agreed on the weather!) I'm not totally sure. The former, I think. Bethesda will actually get to its games, given enough time, but I'm honestly a bigger Bethesda fan. Cat or toddler? (Keeping in mind current weather conditions.)

Granted, but it's all human. And it's still alive. I wish I had a toddler to hug instead of a cat. (No fur, less sweat.)

If you think you can tap into the NSA without their knowledge and maintain it for ANY amount of time, you're completely insane.

Half-Life. I was, like, 10. The disk was laying around on my grandfather's computer desk, I decided to give it a try. I was glad I did.

Granted, but only because you never have anything to do with it. I wish I had a good forge to make weapons with.

Which is EXACTLY what I was saying.

Hitler, because he's a total wimp so you can beat him up any time you want and if you wait long enough he'll blow his own brains out. Manual labour in the rain or in the blazing sun?

Yeah, apparently. Dr. Derpy Whooves has a "banned user" logo for an avatar.

Remember when I actually gave a shit about the spamming game?

Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.