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(Uh, no. Pornography is a wide range, sir. And all the stuff that happens in "hentai" is still porn. Just like a western 3d animated porno with a viking having sex with a valkyrie is still porn, so is "hentai".) Conversations would be a lot less convenient, as this would mean explaining the full context of everything people talk about and that is a lot of extra work. I think what you meant to say was "If people never intentionally left out context in order to change the meaning of what's being said." And in that case, I don't really know, but I would probably not be as irritated by you. If you had to keep a post schedule that didn't have you active at a ridiculous hour in the morning when most people are asleep? (I am aware of the hypocrisy!)

You could always shoot yourself in the head. Then you'll be kindof "asleep", but not actually sleeping. How to get away from my keyboard?

I wouldn't be too concerned. After all, that kind of thing isn't really any more common or bizarre in Japan than it is elsewhere, it's just better known and isn't even usually made in Japan so most of the really weird shit was eliminated by the set-up! Not to mention that "hentai" is a western borrow-word and in actual Japanese it actually means "deviation", "abnormality" or "perversion", so actually the set-up eliminated everything it was trying to unleash! If all the weird shit from anime-style animated pornography started appearing all over the world?

Oh no, see, that's what you and the entire republican party are doing. And you, friend? You're their fucking champion. Seriously, you're like the male version of Sarah Palin. You're the kind of idiotic shut-in games like Warfighter are directed at. Are you offended by being associated with Sarah Palin or Warfighter? If so, might be a good time for introspection.

Oh, look! You're deviating from the dogma of Fox News! That's a first. And why yes, I do. Granted, I wasn't alive then, but I have a solid grasp of history. Remember when I first came here and didn't know who or what you were?

Banned for complaining about something that didn't even cause them any problems.

〃(For those unaware, that's a ditto mark.)

You and the other seven billion people on this planet, don't sweat it.

And that's the third time. I already said I'd only stop if he did, you're not doing anything repeating yourself now.

You said that already. It's not going to accomplish any more the second time.

I'll stop if he does, but if he doesn't I'mma keep going until I make him cry. I'm not going to pretend to be a good sport about it, either.

Well you needn't worry, soon you'll be laid off in favour of a machine that does your job almost as well (possibly better in your case), for more people, and costs about $0.25/hour. Then you'll have all sorts of time. I need an easy way to get between cities faster than a bus, that isn't me driving. (Because me driving is bad for humanity as a whole.)

Of course. Hey, remember when it was predicted that the MASSIVE increase in productivity brought by technology would lead to an increase in employee wages to match the increased wealth of the corporations, rather than the corporations hogging all the wealth to themselves and refusing to increase the wages of their employees to match, or even adjusting for inflation?

Well, I'm sure you can find some seeds. Call back in six months and tell me how that's going for you. Like, if you can still find your door. Well, I don't think we'll have that good of robots for a long time, but if you're immortal I guess you can wait. Anyway. As for the question, I'd find a way to tap into THAT solar energy. Because holy crap, that's a lot. If you had all the energy from a Dyson sphere at your disposal?

Banned for having so little self control you can't keep away from the forums long enough to get to work on time.

Because you're looking in a mirror and too dumb to tell it's not me. Why is BTG so proud of his shocking lack of self-awareness?

Do you EVER say anything that's not projection?

I am WAY too busy and WAY too tired to be coming here to vent about it. But here I am anyway. What the hell is wrong with me?

They do, dummy. And the context only ever makes the things in question worse. Why do you intentionally misrepresent your opponents in such a blatant manner it only succeeds in making you look like a desperate fool... Oh, wait. Right. Let's try a different one. Why are you trying to drag a forum game towards a serious topic?

Banned for hypocrisey.

If I had a yard that I could grow things in, I would... And Mulberry trees. Two of my favorite plants. Well you're in luck, then. Because kudzu will grow anywhere. In fact, it'll grow anywhere so well you won't have to maintain it and it'll never leave you again! Bold claim. Want to explain how? This promises to amuse me. I'd remake my skin and reinforce it with carbon nanotubes, making me highly resistant to puncture injuries. Then I'd figure out a way to use my new-found bulletproof skin for my own benefit. At the very least, I can always find work as "The Bulletproof Man", but I reckon I could use it to do much more than that. If you were reincarnated every time you died, and retained memory of your last life (and nothing before then) each time you were reborn? (Personally, I'd take over the world. But that's just me.)

Nope. Human nature. Remember when we didn't have psychologists doing their best to convince us drugs are the answer to all our problems, including drug problems, and instead simply tried to link every single issue to sex in some way instead, regardless of how little sense it made to do so?

Not granted, because if the rules of life changed, the new rules would define "realistic". I wish these wishes had some sounder logic.

Veggies yes. Glasses or contacts? (If you don't need them, assume you suddenly do.)