I have an idea for a fan expansion for Cards Against Humanity. If you haven't heard of this game, or ever played it, I personally highly recommend it. Google it!
There are various official expansions, and I ran into a fan-made expansion/version called Cards Against Gallifrey.
Which gave me the idea for Cards Against Freeman!
With Black Cards saying things like...
Stay on your side of the line! Your side is full of _____ and my side is full of _____! How do you deal with incompetent co-workers? Why am I waking up in a trash compactor, again? What is the number one regret of dying people? Why do you have to do everyone's job?
and White Cards saying things like...
A dead rescue team. A Degree worth more than the lives of others. Two shots of vodka for breakfast. Frog people attacking your house. The smoldering corpse of an electrocuted squirrel. Bad Nachos. The many years of whiskey drinking to sound like a pirate. Waking up in a trash compactor...again. A SPAS-12: The best comeback of all.
I was wondering if people would be interested in this sort of thing, and if so, what sort of questions and answers you'd like to see.
Hell, if enough people are interested, how cool would it be to have an "official" version out? What if it was expanded to Civil Protection and other Accursed Farms properties?
If you have suggestions for questions, as well as answers, please be organized. Have a heading for the black cards, then list them, and have 3 or so lines separating them from your white card suggestions. If you have many similar suggestions, separate those by one line (in this example, a few takes on waking up in a trash compactor). Use the full editor (or know the codes) to use "list". that will also help things be organized.
Example:
Black Cards
Stay on your side of the line! Your side is full of _____ and my side is full of _____! How do you deal with incompetent co-workers? Why am I waking up in a trash compactor, again? What is the number one regret of dying people? Why do you have to do everyone's job?
White Cards
A dead rescue team. A Degree worth more than the lives of others. Two shots of vodka for breakfast. Frog people invading your house. The smoldering corpse of an electrocuted squirrel. Bad Nachos. The many years of drinking whiskey to sound like a pirate. Waking up in a trash compactor...again. A SPAS-12: The best comeback of all.
Waking up in a trash compactor Catching a break and waking up in the shade Giving a lecture in a trash compactor Anything 80 proof after waking up in a trash compactor
Helpful tips:
Questions for black cards are best. Fill in the blanks work, but limit those to 3.
White cards should be nouns, or verbs ending in "ing".
If you are unsure about something, ask or hold it back until you figure it out.