Hyperbloxboy

Sorry guys forgot the last verse after the tank shoots at him Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity I wage war on the whole damned world because of my tenacity In matters combat tactical and phisics theoretical I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I couldn't find the lyrics... So I made my own I am the very model of a modern Major-General I have information vegitable, animal, and mineral I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical. I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical I understand equations, both simple and quadratical About binomial theorem, I'm teeming with a lot o' news With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. WHERE'S MY CHORUS?! I'm very good at intergral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of beings animalculous In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral I am the very model of a modern Major-General. I know out mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogababalus In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous. "You know, this song is kind of dated." "It's supposed to be MODERN Major-General..." "I'm gonna add a new verse." I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time Or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards And perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards. I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one, too Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them out of the blue From SMGs to RPGs, I carry quite an arsenal And skip around a warzone like a subatomic partical. STILL NO CHORUS!

I love the song. Can anyone tell me if there are lyrics? If not I shall make them