Christopher_AC

Yeah, whatever the name of this mission originally was, It's probably Mission Fuck-up by now If I was in charge and one man was killing every single soldier I sent to kill him, I would try something else Hell, I could be a general I have enough combat experience by now, I'm gonna sing about it They can't stop me (clears throat) I am the very model of a modern major general I've had probation, vegetable, animal and mineral I know the kings of England and I quote the fights historical From marathon to water lucid and categorical I am very well acquainted to my mathematicals I understand equations, but the simple and quadratical I bought binumeral theorem and I'm teeming with the light of news With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse Where's my chorus?! I'm very good at integral and differential calculus I know the scientific names of being zen and nucleus Internal minus vegetable Animal and mineral I am the very model of a modern major general I know our ethic history king aux since the caradox I answer hard-acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox I've cordiligitics, sold a counter-helium cabalus and conic-second forbic tea per cabalus You know, this song is kinda dated It's supposed to be modern major general I'm gonna add a new verse I can fire at a target and hit it at least at the time with graphite I don't like how I can only make numbers rhyme I calculate the forward rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards I prefer it the thickness of a hundred military guards I can make a simulation of an atom bomb or two Or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them right out of the blue From SMGs to RPGs, I carry quite an arsenal And skip around a war zone like a sub-atomic particle Still no chorus! Okay, come on, sing and I won't kill you! Those of that are left I mean (Ah) Okay, there we go (clears throat) Every soldier out here wants to kill me for my curiosity I wage we're on the whole damn world because of my sinacity And not just come back technical but physics theoretical I am the very model of a modern major general Okay, no one else is even trying to sing along, I quit Okay, delivery for Mr. A. Brooks (fires SMG grenade at tank) Oh, come on, I know someone's home (fires SMG grenade at tank and it explodes) No, I don't need a signature, you have a nice day