ThePest179

Granted, but now you can't eat it. I wish for a fleet of drones.

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Dicks.

All video games can only be played after large amounts of shock therapy.

That's a hard one. I guess Texas. cluster headaches, or getting turned inside out And living through it?

Granted, but now you have to deal with those that have the same powers as you, or have more powers. Also those flies chanting "EXTERMINATE" are getting pretty annoying. I wish I had an army of robots.

Granted, it's waliking around in circles until you get hit with an arrow in an area below the waist, above the ankles. I wish I had more time to do anything I wanted.

Banned because of the pressence of cigarettes.

http://www.alarab.co.uk/en/?id=3028

Do you really think the Iraq War did much more than create this problem? There never were WMDs, it was all a lie propagated by the previous administration just to get cheap oil. Now thanks to that administration, we have to pay for their mistakes in the bloodiest way possible. If so then that can only mean one thing: Maliki will die or flee in a short but costly revolution, all while ISIS claps its hands watching Shias fight each other. Fuck.

The latter. Hitler or Stalin?

Banned because everyone hates my avatar.

Banned for being part of the fun police.

With random. Q17, forever Why do I not rule the earth.

Hell is banana.

Don't play it. How do I get more time to myself?

Granted, but this time it's surrounded by radiation lethal enough to kill thousands of elephants all at once. You try anyway and instantly die. I wish for a kill counter in this thread.

Just to keep up. Has it worked yet?

Baned because GH79hytgBBB4!9999999917KIFRHfsCghtdhST.

Banned for thinking my random is not as impressive as any other random.

Because even small memes are fun memes. Why do the walls have eyes?

Granted, but there was only one of them. You kill yourself in frustration. I wish for conspiracy theories to be correct so that it doesn't seem like millions of people are wasting their lives on a bunch of dumbassery.

Because you just drive that effect of "insane man" and everyone needs to either counter or match it. Why can I not into space?

Banned because I MUST DEVOUR YOUR BONES!!! EGGGJHHT! God, I'm sorry for that.

Granted, it's so good that you kill yourself because "everything else is just a letdown now." (Try and find that reference!) I wish for peace.