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Granted, but you go insane because you have too much free time. I wish I had a secret maze to toss people in.

Except it's an insane Eldritch horror which is immune to memetic and cognito hazards. 435

Granted, but then the monster stops being fun. I wish I could go to the SCPverse, and bring a few SCPs back with me. I could rule the world!

I doubt 1548 is an illusion, but it could burn out within a few thousand years. 435.

*facepalm* That was probably the stupidest thing I could have used. 1548.

Granted, but to finish it you have to kill your own Elder God. I wish for some LSD. Elder Gods can cause an apocalypse, and I want to die happy.

Granted, but now you fall back into your coma. I wish I could go to sleep tonight, because I'm going through some nightmarish SCPs to kill the Elder God.

This is a lot more difficult then I imagined, but fun too! 910.

True. 807.

Granted, but you just wasted your wish. I wish for a sandwich.

Again true, but he was implied to have wiped someone from existence. 169.

That is true, although it's without a doubt something horrible. 343.

Granted, the weather is now sentient and goes on a rampage. I wish for my personal nuclear stockpile. Preferably a very large one.

Challenge accepted. 579.

Granted, but now to compensate nobody likes knock knock jokes anymore. I wish I had an entire library full of tropes to use at my discretion and smite people with.

Good luck with that. When you find something that can take on an entire galaxy's worth of crazy deity, let me know. Well, 682 might be useable, but he's extremely unreliable. Possibly 055 if anyone knew what it was.

Granted, you go into a coma for several years. I wish I had a flamethrower. I could be the king of flame wars then.

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

Granted, but then their brains start to melt because they can't comprehend that kind of world. I wish tvtropes would put tropes back on the Hitler page.

No more equations for me, not for a while. 3

And they (Israel) has the full support of the right wing. Why? Because it's Jews killing Muslims. It's practically a dream come true for people like Hannity, Rush, and Glenn Beck. I wish the people I just named were all kidnapped by ISIS.

My two cents: Your sources were bogus. Not at one time did I ever see evidence that a "remote completely wireless tap" could go through faraday cages, concrete bunkers, solid earth, or was completely untraceable. You practically put up a few walls of text in a dashed hope that nobody would call your bluff. You failed.

A lie. A big one. The two main reasons why the Palestinians/Arabs attacked Israel was the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in that area Israel now sits, and the second reason is that Israel occupied Jerusalem for its entire history. In relation to the conflict, I wish all conservatives actually went to Gaza and lived there for a year in order to see what it's like there.

Banned because you arethe one who is to provide the internet. Wait a second...

He does not need to prove his claims. Why? Because his claims are proven when your claims are full of shit. And they are.