ThePest179

2149-Everyone realizes that they are really words on a screen. And the bees are coming back.

Because you get kicks out of supporting an anti-communist dictatorship and watching the reputation of the US Army as a humane force get absolutely ripped to shreds? There were two ways to decisively win the war (invade North Vietnam or make South Vietnam a lot less corrupt and a lot more democratic/free) and thanks to various factors against us (war crimes making everything worse) we lost. Honestly, it would have been better had not a single US soldier arrived in Vietnam. Fried. Victory fever, or defeat syndrome?

If anything you should have told him "enact Operation Sealion!" and watch the absolutely biblical disaster happen. A MOAB. If you were naked in the streets of Vienna?

Banned because I actually agree.

2147-Everyone realizes it wasn't a dream, and they're in the afterlife.

Not at all. They were most likely just discussing their preferred political candidate. In no way, shape, or form did they ever suggest or imply that they were puppeteers. Your blog (which is a far cry from a source like CNN, BBC, or Reuters) is likely just a right wing fanatic who is disgruntled by the current administration.

It was more like a revolution than a straight up coup. What did your video "prove" again?

Would turn it down. Not worth it. If you were forced to be an advisor to Hitler from 1933 to his death (keep in mind that you can't harm him, unfortunately)?

Caffeine. Being a frontline protester at Euromaidan, from the beginning to end, or an anti Vietnam War protester (also from beginning to end).

Banned because it was supposed to be a running gag that I suck at spelling.

M&Ms! Getting teeth pulled out, or hair pulled out (that means EVERY tooth and hair strand)?

Banned because it wjs a joke.

2145-Alien bees (ten billion trillion) the size of a car swarm over Earth and simply suffocate the world, due to how many there are.

I I'm really pissed right now.

What does this prove now? Is this your "smoking gun"? That's pretty low for evidence. Also love how you're calling Maidan a coup when Yanukovich was abusing power and being a dick to everyone.

2143: Anyone who has consumed locusts turns into a sexual predator. (I don't even...)

I'm not too optimistic. Reuters is reporting quite a bit of killings and other misdeeds by Shia militias. Let's just hope.

Nice to know I've at least made you happy. They're just beginning to and will continue to for as long as Russia drives forward, but before? Not at all. TBH, They might just cut ties with the US if they perceive an immanent "Western Betrayal" scenario.

Another stellar conspiracy theory. You're basically trying to tell me that Euromaidan was staged and that the current government in Ukraine is a US puppet. That is really, really, stupid.

Except I mean officially. In any case we should talk about Syria in the Syria thread, but oh well. I won't try to stop you. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2014/09/08/world/middleeast/destroying-isis-may-take-3-years-white-house-says.html?_r=0 Piss. This won't be easy. EDIT: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-29119258

Oh. I just hope he gets out soon. After Russia carved out two pieces of Ukraine and is now invading it.

No, but it is thte better option. Associating ourselves with Assad would be like supporting Hitler because he was an anti communist.

Oh. What makes you think so? I've heard about this too. Probably disrupted some local smugglers operation and they pulled their strings with the authorities. Or could it be a revenge for Obama's tour of Tallinn? Time will tell, but I don't envy that Kohver guy, anyway... Regards Where have people been getting yhe idea that there are US advisors in Ukraine? RT. Or Russian vlogs. Yeah, I think I'll take that idea with a grain of salt. And as for that Estonian guy, that's pretty horrible. There hasn't been an indication yet that he was a smuggler, as far as I can tell.

http://online.wsj.com/articles/estonian-officer-abducted-near-border-with-russia-1409928475

Whoa! Did we just walk into the SCP universe? 2141: Satellite suddenly disappears. Becomes the precursor to a hideous swarm of alien locusts. (you know, just to hop on the fucked up train of horror)